My theory how G5 Happened · 4:07pm Aug 15th, 2021
Here's my theory how G4 became G5. An evil, Dark Lord of the Dietitians came towards Princess Celestia and put her, and all alicorns on a diet. They gave up cake, and other fattening foods. The ponies became no longer unified by the worship of big fat alicorn booties since the alicorns lost so much weight. Since cutie marks are on asses, they no longer worked and magic failed. Ponies need to inhale lots of cake and fattening food into them to power up their bodies. Civil War broke out, and