As you know, after the big conferences, the rest of E3 week is used for more in-depth gameplay demos on the show floor.

And every single year, gaming journalism sites post videos of these gameplay demos featuring players that don't have a clue what the fuck they're doing. I'm cringing pretty hard at some of this Halo 5 Warzone footage.

Thank you for finally providing us with gameplay footage of an entire match of Halo 5 Warzone.

Plot twist: This is a competent player, who knows how to aim, who doesn't ignore the radar, and who in the end, clinches the victory.

I know you were probably really excited to debut your bullet sponge mode, but you never thought to add a Sudden Death feature if the boss was being fired upon? So this fucking bullshit doesn't happen?

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Halo's glory days are long gone.

Four Warzone Firefight matches so far. Two won.

I'm sorry, I'm just not having any fun. After two months away from Halo 5 to come back to this, I honestly think I'm done with it. I've got a brand new camera and three amazing-looking games coming in August and October.

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This felt so fucking good.

This exploit has been known for a few weeks; you tilt a warthog on the wall, then get out, and you'll drop down INTO the wall, making capturing the Armory impossible for the attacking team.

Bullets and grenades don't get to you, but luckily, a Gravity Hammer does.

We went on to win the match.

Holy hell. This is the first time I've ever recommended an anime.

But why was this never logged in the mainstream?

Warning: Very dark, some gore, and slight sexual themes.

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This is why.

SNIPERS. BANSHEES. POWER WEAPONS GALORE. CHEESE CAMPING. INSTANT ENEMY VICTORIES

And the best part?

THERE IS NO LIMIT ON HOW MANY POWER WEAPONS YOUR TEAM CAN HAVE.

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—Random Dude I killed on Modern Warfare