Merry Christmas, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the second installment of my "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Christmas Chronicles 2".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, to celebrate this year's Earth Day, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Ferngully: The Last Rainforest".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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This phrase pretty much says everything about today's post.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Hello all. I've had ​this thought rattling around the old noggin for a while, and thought I'd dash it off while I'm still waiting to depart on my trip.

I've seen a share of movies in the past several months, and while I've wanted to write up my thoughts on them for a while, I've not found it in me to sit down and do an in-depth writeup of them... so I thought I'd just compress the whole thing and do each movie as its own paragraph or two. Keep it simple and to the point.

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So I watched the MLP Movie last night and... Ugh, okay, let's just get this over with. Be warned there will obviously be spoilers here, and this will in no way be a positive review... Very much bitching will be happening here.

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I get the feeling that Princess Luna has the worst job out of the princesses. I'm not talking about raising the moon and getting no real credit for it because apparently every horse in the land goes to bed at a sensible time. By the way what is a sensible time? I say go to bed when you're tired. Who cares if it's 10 pm or seventy five hours from now. But I digress.

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Yo, what’s up, peoples?! I’m back with another review.

Today, as part of the Christmas rush, I will be reviewing “Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas”, a midquel to the original film taking place during the time Belle is a prisoner at the castle.

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Because the party's only just begun!

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The mountain is high, the valley is low, and you're confused on which way to go...

Offscreen: Uh... Dramamaster? We're live.

We are... *Sees audience* Uh... HIT THE MUSIC!!!

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1). Justice League: Doom

2). Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths

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Aloha, my good pals.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 114th film analysis and fifth installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Hitch".

Here's the summary of it:

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So, where have I been. I mean honestly this has been the first time I've submitted anything since July of last year. The truth is I've really been absolutely nowhere. I've weaved my way through the many days avoiding angry crowds of one stripe or another. I've paid my bills mostly on time if not for the laziness of the local parcel services I'd be on time. I've worked at my job and one foot on one leg hurts regularly while the other knee pops loudly. Various people that I've called

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Those of us among the RCL curators who are attending Bronycon have a panel in the works, "Ponyfic: There Can Be Only One." We're going to determine the greatest MLP fanfic ever written through what I'm sure will be highly scientific and objective processes, for a very serious and legally binding prize.

The greatest MLP fanfic ever written...

Eeyup, that’s what the RCL curators are trying to determine, and you can have a say!

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Hey, everyone! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but I've just been kinda busy with school, work, and other life-things in general. Anyway, I wanted to talk about what I think of the new movie to kick off G5, titled My Little Pony: A New Generation. Now of course, there will be spoilers! Do not read if you have not seen the movie!

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What’s up, guys! I’m back with another review.

Today, I’ll be reviewing “Free State of Jones”.

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Yes, yes. Welcome, one and all! It's me, back and happy to give you lot another blog post to gaze upon. And if you appreciate blogs of immense length, you're in luck.

As you may have seen from the title, this is my list for my top-viewed/only-viewed films of the year Twenty-Seventeen. An overall bad year, in my earnest opinion, but that's why we have explosives to play with. Hur, hur, hurrr...

Let's dig in, shall we?

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Ahoy, Mateys!

This be yer jolly film, TV show, and episode reportin' buccaneer here with another shillin' of an analysis.

Today, for the 4th and final installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I be givin' ye scalawags me 2nd take on an installment of the VeggieTales Franchise: "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie".

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