Hey everyone, I'm still alive.

Now that we get my obligatory update out of the way on that front, I haven't been able to work on fanfiction in the past long while with trying to monetize certain aspects of my life, dealing with a shitty home situation and now dealing with the fact that if I can't make enough money to feed myself and will need to move with and stay living with the same shitty situation.

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I would like for you guys to direct your eyes away from this trash for a moment and take a couple of minutes to do this blog game that Silver Chord posted.

So here is the thing about Dr. Who. It's bigger on the inside. You look at it right from the outset and go, 'Huh, there's only ten series so far. Let's try this thing out.'

(This is an especially easy mistake to make if you, like me, are American and can't easily access Classic Doctor Who.)

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Do you ever walk outside and wonder how many animals, humans, or other creatures have pooped or peed in the environment around you? Or how much bodily fluids like boogers and whatnot are stuck to the ground?

I just imagine this huge layer of poop, boogers, blood, puss, earwax, vomit, piss, and so on, on top of everything; parking lot surfaces, cars, playground equipment, buildings; you name it, it probably has the most disgusting things you can think of stuck to it.

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*There's a big mess everywhere and trash and papers and I come walking out of it with a struggle*

Hey everypony...it's me again...that guy that does the Universal magic stuff. As you can...see...it's been a long month for me so far and I've got a lot of stuff to do so I thought I would give you a quick little update.

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Swastika Raid - Eliminate Leftist Infestations With A Handy Can Of Spray.

So, just watching videos on YouTube and I noticed a few leftist losers complaining about swastikas in old footage from a game, you know the kind of freaks that have infested this fandom and websites like Twitter, derpibooru and even this site to some degree. In fact, I'm sure some of you are those very same leftist trash yourselves, but anyways...

So, I had an idea.

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So here is a thing; I am working on a longer story arc. A much, much longer story arc. If you've read my previous posts, you already knew that. However, I think I've finally gotten the first series fleshed out. There will be twelve stories in the present storyline, with a trio of sort-of bonus storylines, one detailing the adventures of a past Doctor in Equestria, one as a side plot that didn't fit in neatly anywhere else, and one as a nice, light slice-of-life break from the adventure and

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Ummm... SU will be back day 6 and so MLP on day 12 and new EQG movie day 26... CAN I FREAK OUT (more because I'm already)?!!! I'M SO EXCITED! So I guess... my life will be gone when this all hits me AT ONE TIME. It feels so good actually. And we will have a Rarity episode! RARITY IS BAE :3 Now freak out with me:

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Seriously why Lauren Faust, why did you make this abomination?!

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I'm A Professional Dumpster Diver

Yep, you heard that right. I now dig in random dumpsters to earn a living. :')

Don't judge me. <_<

I've already found fishing poles, tons of antique furniture, aquariums, DVD players, Direct TV boxes, desktop computers, laptops, jewelry making kits, craft supplies. PlayStation consuls, MP3 players, craft scissors, jewelry, money, and more!

I estimate that I've found about $100.00 in cash/ change the last month I have been dumpster diving.

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A friend of mine hit me up today and between flexing on me with how well he eats on twelve euros a month and further reminding me I live in a dystopian hellscape, he asked me to share this around if I could:

Pin Guardians: Drinks and Sweets

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And GAMN DOD, is Kingdom Hearts 3 is amazing. I got somethings that I really wanted, some things I didn’t KNOW I wanted, and a few things I didn’t get (such as a few locations that I really wanted to see, or the inclusion of classic/staple encounters and items that have been in the series since day 1).

I felt (mostly) satisfied by the ending, and that epilogue... so many mixed and wildly varied emotions.

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THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES I'M IN AN ANGSTY MOOD RIGHT NOW. WELL, SORT OF. I'M NOT GONNA CRY AND I DON'T FEEL A VOID IN MY HEART OR WHATEVER LIKE I USED TO. I LOOKED UP SOME GIRLY DRINKS ON PINTEREST SINCE STRAIGHT UP WHISKEY TASTES LIKE SHIT!!! IMMA TRY AND MAKE A COSMPOPLITAN BUT WITHOUT THE MIXER. I'M DISCOURAGED/NOT ALLOWED TO GET A JOB BUT THAT SHIT KEEPS ME BUSY. MAKING ALL THOSE CRAFTS FOR SPANISH CAMP WAS A BITCH BUT I DIDN'T FEEL LONELY LIKE I DO NOW.

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...no seriously it is. Almost anything can be a better love story than Twilight. So anyway, go check out my latest horse word demonic ramble. As the title implies it's a shipfic so expect some shipping because I am probably just Dislestia trash at this point even though there is a horse ship that I crown as the one ship to rule them all...

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