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Hey folks! MagicalPony2099 here!

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Howdy folks! Hope all the Americans are enjoying MLK day.

Sorry I haven’t been quite as active of late, but I have been working on some things invisibly. One of the fruits of my labor came out on Friday, a rather silly story about Pinkie Pie teaching Scootaloo the true story of the Hearth’s Warming Turkey:

Hearth’s Warming Turkey

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No "Human After All?" I know, boo. But new Turing Test one-shot story? Hopefully yay!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y3_DKqlJDE4

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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So, Dilarus... that white guy from the UK with pink hair, I think. You know the one on Twitter, who's driving himself crazy, over-concerning himself about the daily lives and treatment of people with a different skin color in a different country and all that.

Since he's white but pro-black then that raises the ultimate question...

Does that mean he's a WOKE BLOKE?!

5) Black Adam

4) Shazam!

3) Zack Snyder's Justice League

2) The Suicide Squad

1) Aquaman

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Sure is nice to see the Teen Titans in something serious again!

Can’t say I’m a huge fan of the new designs though... I prefer them more stylized, like in the original Titans show. And who the hell is that blue guy?

Eh, still better than this:

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My TV Show Rating Score:

5/5: It is an awesome show!
4/5: It’s a good show with minor flaws
3/5: It’s overall okay/guilty pleasure

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 285th film analysis, and the very first to be made and posted in 2023, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom".

Here's the rundown of this sequel:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 295th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Jurassic World: Dominion". The extended version, to be exact.

Here's the rundown of this sequel:

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I know I'm rusty, but jeez it still sucks being told the story I wrote didn't do well. I honestly don't know if I should keep going.

My TV Show Rating Score:

5/5: It is an awesome show!
4.5/5: it is a great show albeit not perfect
4/5: It’s a good show with minor flaws
3/5: It’s overall okay/guilty pleasure
2/5: It’s bad but not awful
1/5: Look, up in the sky! It’s super bad!

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I'm not a nerd shirt person, haven't been since I was like 15 and I've got all my Christmas shopping done. So naturally Discworld Emporium plonks this down in my inbox.

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My TV Show Rating Score:

5/5: It is an awesome show!
4.5/5: it is a great show albeit not perfect
4/5: It’s a good show with minor flaws
3/5: It’s overall okay/guilty pleasure
2/5: It’s bad but not awful
1/5: Look, up in the sky! It’s super bad!

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