B1 looks at a group of others blokes. “Who wants to become almighty?” he asked.

“Meeeee!” B3 said.

B1 shot him in the head with a pistol. “Well now you can go to Heaven and be almighty!”

“But he was a mass murderer!” B624 said.

“Oh shit!” B1 said, before unloading thirty magazines into B3’s head.

Woke Equals Broke, But Woman Doesn't Equal Bloke.

So, Dilarus... that white guy from the UK with pink hair, I think. You know the one on Twitter, who's driving himself crazy, over-concerning himself about the daily lives and treatment of people with a different skin color in a different country and all that.

Since he's white but pro-black then that raises the ultimate question...

Does that mean he's a WOKE BLOKE?!