WONDER NO MORE!

I PRESENT TO YOU: BUTTERFLY DAZZLESHINE! THE GAYEST STALLION IN EQUESTRIA!

He belong 2 me donut steel pleas.

You can make your own here: http://create.mylittlepony.movie/

Lessons we learned this week:

-If you're in the military or are working for the military and using a dating app, and they start asking for classified information, maybe alert your superiors.
-Having high school kids lick peanut butter off of your toes is a sex crime, not a fund raising activity. Also, WTF Oklahoma?!
-If you set your apartment on fire, they will arrest you.

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RIP, dude.

[7:15:57 PM] Poshy Woshy: but yes.
[7:15:59 PM] Poshy Woshy: I made horse-words.
[7:16:09 PM] Daniel Jay: Congratulations.
[7:16:15 PM] Poshy Woshy: I'm quite pleased with myself, yes.
[7:16:28 PM] Daniel Jay: I was pleased with myself once.
[7:16:44 PM] Daniel Jay: Then I looked down and realised that I'd written an MLP fic about Giantdad.
[7:16:56 PM] Daniel Jay: IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO!

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Remember this blog from back in June?

Well, I've started working on this SunLight clop fic again and I have finally reached the promised land of Twilight spankings.

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Hey guys I want to start off by apologizing. I would like to apologize for my last blog. I did not act mature about it and lashed out. I have been dealing with some personal stuff these past couple of years I don’t wish to discuss and went to dark place that took me awhile to get out of with the help of some people close to me. So I would like to ask for your forgiveness for attitude and if I offended you as I try to work to being better.  I would also like to apologize for not updating any of

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He deletes comments that point out how obvious his hatred for pinkie is. Dude admit it you hvave a raging hateboner for pinkie that's why you put her in a negative light in your stories.

meep x meep

My departure has been further delayed due to cuteness.
~Scampy

*checks date i have set for it's release*

welp

highlight from the rereading tho

Here we are. A fucking comment

I remain alive, and as of June 13th am now the number of symmetries in a cube.

I will be at Trotcon.

Please contact me if you're there! (Or even if not, that's okay too.)

I might do an author party. I'll announce it with another post. Signal boost would be useful.

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It's 6 minutes but it's definitely worth it.

Blogging about conventions is a lot harder than a lot of people make it look.

The short version that it was a pretty amazing weekend. I met lots and lots of fantastic people, gawked at a perpetually-dabbing Mare Do Well fursuit-wearer, had a drink with one of my internet besties—I didn’t like the drink, but it wasn’t about liking the drink—and overall had a fantastic time.

Here's the long version.

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I don't like the recent chapter of Home is for the Weak.

It's hard to walk the fine line between LOL SO RANDUM and humor that's... um... what I write. I don't really like being the former actually, and I feel the most recent chapter kinda jumped in that direction just a bit.

Gaaaaaaaaah~

Source

When asked by Collider if there'll ever be a director's cut of Age of Ultron, Whedon had this to say:

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Should I actually write stuff with this account, or should I keep to shitposting? Honest opinions guise

Thanks, have some music