Contextless Skype with Editor Man · 2:23am Aug 9th, 2016
[7:15:57 PM] Poshy Woshy: but yes.
[7:15:59 PM] Poshy Woshy: I made horse-words.
[7:16:09 PM] Daniel Jay: Congratulations.
[7:16:15 PM] Poshy Woshy: I'm quite pleased with myself, yes.
[7:16:28 PM] Daniel Jay: I was pleased with myself once.
[7:16:44 PM] Daniel Jay: Then I looked down and realised that I'd written an MLP fic about Giantdad.
[7:16:56 PM] Daniel Jay: IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO!
[7:16:57 PM] Poshy Woshy: whew, here I was worried that was going to turn into a masturbation joke.
[7:17:15 PM] Poshy Woshy: I think I hit that moment of self-conscious shame every single time I sit down to write anything MLP-related.
[7:17:28 PM] Poshy Woshy: I AM the hack fraud who wrote Solid Snake punching Pinkie Pie in the face.
[7:17:51 PM] Daniel Jay: What you do is never enough.
[7:18:02 PM] Poshy Woshy: he punches Rainbow Dash too...
[7:18:11 PM] Daniel Jay: Internalise your fears. Absorb your self-hatred.
[7:18:17 PM] Daniel Jay: Channel it.
[7:18:33 PM] Daniel Jay: You'll unlock a sweet limit break that deals like a zillion damage, and you'll be totally edgy.
[7:18:50 PM] Poshy Woshy: I'd rather unlock a sweet limit break that lets me write a zillion words.
[7:19:16 PM] Daniel Jay: You could instantly complete every story on FimFiction.
[7:19:45 PM] Poshy Woshy: Except for the sequel to Project Horizons.
[7:19:49 PM] Poshy Woshy: I'd be short a couple zillion.
[7:19:59 PM] Daniel Jay: Oho.
[7:20:01 PM] Daniel Jay: Ohoho.
[7:20:03 PM] Daniel Jay: Ohohohoho.
[7:20:07 PM] Daniel Jay: OHOHOHOHOHOHO.
This is a misleading title. We aren't editing shit right now.
4139788 Editor Man is not a title so easily doffed.