Cortes... as an Aztec Great General...

I have created a writing contest for generation 5! For more information, please go to the group Gen. 5 Writing Contest!
Thank you,
-My Sister Tia

I... Bendy... don't see anything so far that counts as 'woke' or 'based' or whatever fucking retards talk about. No real-world fucking human bullshit unless you look with nerd microscope goggles. All I want to know if G5 Ponies have thicc fucking asses for the most part, then I'm fucking happy.

I will watch it for the plot. The big motherfucking thick plot.

Note: I had a few beers after making this blog post.

So, just watched the new movie and I have to say it wasn't bad. Give it about an 8/10 due to it lacking information on key plot points as well as a couple of unanswered questions. Spoilers after the break.

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WARNING: This is probably my longest journal since TrotCon 2013.

Alright, now that season 5 is complete, and I've had time to look back on the epicness that has happened between April and now, I'm ready to pick my favorites!

Each category may have one or more runner-ups.

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Which of the 24 O.C.s will Win ?

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Odium

District 8

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G'day all,
So after reviewing (and re-proofreading) I am sorry to say that I am not happy with the outcome of Chapter 5. I had a different idea when I first started writing the story of how the outcome would be; I had a completely different mindset of what I had to improvise when I started the chapter; and I was not satisfied when I completed this chapter.

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Greetings and Salutations, my name is Wrex and this is my review. Yes, it is time for another G5 Adventures segment. This one a double Scooby-Doo adventure: Chill Out and Batman: The Brave and The Bold. Before any of you ask why the Loch Ness Monster movie isn't listed... The reason is Haggis. I enjoyed not just the alterations the MLP gave, but the fact that these adventures further strengthen the bond of friendship both parties have with each other. These stories prove that the enemy of my

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Villain or not, Twitch looks FABULOUS!!

I liked this episode. It started slow, and Twilight's clunky dialogue when everypony was getting off the train put me off a bit, but everything else... fantastic!

5 Princess Dresses out of 5.

I'll be honest, I'm not looking forward to season 5's finale. Supposedly, it would involve time travel, going into Equestria's past and it's Starlight Glimmer's revenge. Not only will bronies be screaming about it for days, but I fear it might effect Friendship Game's ending. The fear is probably unfounded, but I'm nervous nether the less.

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IT'S THE WAFFLE STEALER! EVERYBODY RUUUUUUN!!!

....Still don't like Brad

Is when the Yaks trash Twilight's house.

That was one of the best episodes of the entire series so far.

I mean, it's a simple story, with Twilight returning to Canterlot to rebuild the friendships she ignored and helping Moon Dancer, the pony who had been the friend most hurt by her depature, rebuild her friendships.

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This is pretty awesome, if I do say so. New characters are definitely a factor.

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ALL of season 5 is now on Netflix!

The descriptions for S5E1-2 and S5E25-26 are still all scrambled up, unfortunately. But the important thing is SEASON 5 IS FULLY LOADED!

I dunno what is going to happen but i've been waiting for this since the animatronic was released at Bronycon!
*squees* I'm sooooo excited for the time travel!

Do not read this unless you like spoilers.

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Regarding Starlight's backstory. Because I've seen a lot about it on my feed, I thought I'd offer my thoughts.

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