And~ it's based on a true story!

So close to a hundred, how!? I've suddenly got a boost of watchers in the last 15 days.

WHAT THE HELL DID I DO!? I BASICALLY GOT A NEW WATCHER EVERY DAY!

The credits of MLP: A New Generation misspelled Twilight's name as Twighlight.

Seriously?!

It involves Derpy, a syringe, and the perverse sexual act known as skullfucking.
One more weird fetish story to cross off the list of things I've written about.
Anyway, expect that later today.

-Pencil

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Well, the art looks nice and promising.

But after reading the synopsis...

So, basically, Twilight fucked everything up...

*searches bravely second ba'al*

*this appears*

What the fuck even is this thing?! It's like some sort of skeleton horseman on a crystal unicorn, only the horseman is FUSED with the unicorn and his arms are actually wings. Also, he's covered in party streamers and jewels. Well, I've given up on humanity. If this thing was real, I'd either run for my goddamn life or piss myself.

Or both.

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And since I'm at Green's place, we'll BOTH be on camera! Stream starts at 3:40 Central on Green's Twitch Channel! Come on by if you're free to hang for a bit!

Sunset Shimmer..............
Then it's....
Twilight Sparkle...............
Then it's....
Starlight Glimmer...................
......... Why have I not fucking noticed this before????

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GO HERE AND READ IT IT HAS DICKS IN IT.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/468538/fluttershy-fcking-sucks-at-art

:) :) :)

-poncule.

Come vote along with us, and participate as audience members! We're going to be awful, lewd, and gross. Meaning.... yeah, same thing as usual.
COME HERE NAO: https://www.twitch.tv/flutterpriest
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

-pencil

They betrayed/excluded me AGAIN Traitors, if you're reading this, hope you have a horrible day! year!

(They don't even like mlp lol theyre probably not reading this XD)

Mini rant ahead

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It's Saturday, time to watch the new episode of pony! I'll just sit down with my cup of coffee and get ready to watch the episode!

*takes a sip*

*watches episode*

So...that was a hell of a thing. The CMC's finally got their cutie-marks. That just happened. After five years of the show. There's a whole lot to unpack in this 22 minutes of TV, so I'll just give my high level thoughts at the moment.

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Well, here it is.

Update: Imgur broke this blog.

I have no idea why, but this week was a sanctum of creativity for me.
It has been many many months (I think nearly two years) since I wrote that much in a work week.
11000 words.

What does that mean?
You can expect various updates next week!

And to (not) torture you further, you can expect a brand new chapter of Lessons in the Moonlight.
After over a year I can finally present another chapter.

I hope you are as excited as I am!

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BRUH

This is like, the highlight of my year so far not going to lie.

Let's get the funny haha out of the way. Yes, my story saw exponential growth immediately after I posted the pp going into the vagina haha.

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...actually looks decent?

Am I seeing this right?

I mean, the music sounds really watered down and shitty, but I mean, hot damn! This actually looks like it has some potential! A familiar story that actually appears to be taking risks, actual mystery and a sense of not knowing everything that's supposed to happen?

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... excuse me? EXCUSE ME? what did I do to deserve this? i mean, holy hell, thanks.