The UK has, by the looks of things, voted to leave the EU.

The pound is already down 10%.

And by that I mean 12%, as it has fallen an additional 2% since I found out that Brexit is, apparently, happening.

The economists did warn them.

Ah well. In for a penny, in for a pound.

At the present rate, that will be the exchange rate when I get up tomorrow..

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It will probably be less painful than these cramps. I took 2 aleves, but they didn't kick in. I look and feel like complete shit. My cramps have never been this bad. I started crying, and I shit till I couldn't shit anymore. My dad saw me crying and gave me a hardcore painkiller that trashy drug seekers at the hospital can only dream of getting. I'm waiting for it to kick in. I just want someone cute to rub my belly It really hurts. I'm glad I'm not pregnant but THIS

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Wow... I don't pay attention to my follower count so much as the Favorites (which is mostly used as a "Read It Later" over the actual Read It Later function). Often times, TQP is favorited and followed simultaneously, but I never badger to know readers' intentions.

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Finally! It's been more than two months, but I have the next chapter of Spectrum of Lightning up and running!

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Back in the saddle...

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Well, everyone else is doing it.

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If you've read the chapter, please let me know what you thought in the comments, unless you've already done so. I'm a bit concerned if I went over the top.

Featuring more villains, some less vile than others.

New hero cameos for Alchemystudent, Nurse pony, Scipio Smith, Shuruisoul, N Harmonik, hubakon1368, Alphamon_Ouryuken, Brassboy212 and RenegadetheUnicorn.
Hope they like them.

Thanks for your patience. You're all awesome!

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Here it is, guys: the next chapter in Twilight Velvet’s journey! This is probably the last of the consecutive “cooldown” chapters I’ve been releasing the past few months. Next chapter will feature more of my infamous chaotic action.

Sorry, Dreams of Ponies.

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I’m mad.

Someone I knew was shot to death again yesterday, that’s always fairly wretched. Not the police this time and upon hearing the circumstances, they SUPER had it coming, they made very unsafe, unwise, and immoral decisions leading up to it. Still a very depressing affair. Tired of people dropping like flies. Death is getting too commonplace for comfort.

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I wrote.

Oh boy oh boy, did I write.

Am I terribly late? Like, few MONTHS late? Well, yes.
Do I have an excuse for it other than laziness and normal life stuff? Well, no.

But-
And hear me out here...

Boom. Almost 85,000 words at the ready.

How about it, huh?

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When I said I wasn't dead, I wasn't kidding. Not dead; just very sluggish.

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I was just told about this by a fellow author, and needless to say I’m shocked, flattered, but still shocked. I don’t recall anyone asking me if they can post an audiobook about my story, don’t get me wrong, this is kinda cool and this YouTube user IS giving me credit, but it would’ve been better if they asked first.

So I reiterate; was anyone else informed of this???

So, the next chapter is typed up and ready to go, but I want some art to go along with it, and it's going to be better than most of the art I've put out before. It will be AI-assisted art, but I think it will be worth it and help give better visuals to the characters and the kind of situations they're in. In some scenes, the art will be taken directly from the show to show flashbacks in later chapters, whereas more detailed art will be used to show in-story events.

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Yeah, you guys didn't know I could do SFM, huh?

Unless you've been sneaking around my deviantART, that is.

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Sorry I didn't reply to your message, but my Skype is pissing up right now. It keeps asking me to switch to a new version of Skype or something. Please, if you are reading this, use FIMFiction to communicate with me until I can sort the problem out, okay?

So Happy Ending has kinda sorta gotten some attention lately. Here are some of my thoughts on that:

1. I was completely surprised my the RCL feature. I've always been relatively proud of it, but it's two years old, and certainly not everyone's cup of tea.

2. I know my interview says that there's a prequel in the works, but I really doubt that'll ever get published, or finished for that matter. But I'm happy to talk about what would've gone down in that.

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Well, here it is, folks! After more than a month of delays, I finally finished the first major action set piece in the Spectrum of Lightning!

I know I released the chapter yesterday, but eh, can't hurt to make a blog about it regardless.

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If you like seeing Sunset atone for her misdeeds and/or take Twilight's place as Equestria's resident flank-kicker of friendship, you may be interested in Sunset Shimmer is Not an Alicorn.

Really, she isn't. Not at all. Honest.