Rabbits grew horns, but they're still just as defenseless as ever.

Breaking news, Pipp grew a third eye.

I hate it when the stream starts, but it's just another countdown until the stream.

A pony looks for a charger as if that could do her any good in the middle of the street. And why would a charger be in the middle of the street?

Pipp breaks everything because taxpayers pay for it all anyway.

Pipp prepares at the last minute.

She didn't prepare enough...

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Sunny is sweating because the robot is doing all the work.
It's hard to pull stuff when you don't have any fingers. But Sunny manages it with the power of lazy animators.
Why is she mixing, though? She has a robot mixer for that.
Did she forget to put it in the oven?
Also, she should have let the robot mix in the flour. She obviously did a poor job at it.

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A fire Alicorn can't use fire. She needs dragons for that.

At least Sunny can rely on Misty. Oh, wait, she can't because Misty is unreliable.

Misty yells out to give out her position, but apparently Opaline is half-deaf.

"I know you're stealing from me, but I still thought you were on my side, Misty," Opaline says stupidly.

"Zepher Hights never had a chance." - Oh, Opaline, you're so awesome.

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"The Great and powerful Trixie Hoofdiny."
An OC that we never heard of before. "Hello Rufus" - except for Izzy who seems to know him.
"It's Miraculous Ladybug!"
"He uses wires." - but where are they attached to? Now that's real magic.

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This entry contains spoilers for its corresponding chapter of A Star to Steer Me By. Be warned...

This chapter was difficult to write for two reasons.

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On the 2nd of May, 2020, a few of us at the Fimfiction Discord server tinkered around with a Shipping Generator - the May 2020 Pairing Contest had just begun, and we were throwing ideas around to see which one sticks.

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To date, "Something We Need to Talk About" is one of my most engaged-with journals. It went about as well as I expected. That said, it has not and will not discourage me.

My beliefs on the political stage are a big part of who I am not only as a person but as a writer and a member of this community. Being silent about important issues that directly impact this fandom serves nobody. For this reason, I will continue to speak about these issues as I see fit.

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Izzy has a phobia of being attacked when she sleeps, so she sleeps with 'opened eyes'.
Izzy also has sleep apnea.
She also misses her mama.
The alarm clock only rings once a year.
"I am okay!" says Izzy who just lost her eyes.

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So she uses only new fruits? Won't she run out of fruits eventually?
So, she only uses fruits from Chernobile?
So, the old fruit is drinking the new fruit? What about morality?
Those filters could only be possible with an advanced AI.
Sunny failed to sell garbage to ponies. They want the good stuff.
I don't like the look on her face. Is she going to try to grape their throats with new flavors?

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This entry contains spoilers for its corresponding chapter of A Star to Steer Me By. Be warned...

I changed this to teen. I don't think it needs to be mature anymore.

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Hey everyone!

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( http://www.cbsnews.com/news/commentary-the-unbearable-smugness-of-the-press-presidential-election-2016/ )

The mood in the Washington press corps is bleak, and deservedly so.

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I figured that I'd do this new thing where I would sit down with my laptop and record some of my thoughts and general stuff about life and publish it for your own entertainment.

I've simply decided to title it as FireRain Talks.

I've literally just published the first video onto my YouTube account for the viewing, so if your interested, go ahead and give it a listen!

Today's episode is all about Remembrance and Poetry.

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So, the whole civilization has been virtually dead for millennia, but Nightmare Night is still going strong?
Triplets of terror. Made for little girls. Buy them now. They'll watch you when you sleep.
Princess Seferina? More like Robin Hood, with an emphasis on the Hood. She's like Kenny from South Park with that hood.
Here's Hitch, not needing a costume because he's Hitch.

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Fimfiction’s moderators have since deemed "The Writing of The Bonds of Love" inadmissible due to it not being a traditional story. As such, they have denied it public viewing.

I am currently working on a solution that will allow you guys to access the roughly 200k+ words of content I've promised for over a year and half. I’m sorry for this entire debacle, and for inadvertently being forced to break my promised released date for this project.

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This entry contains spoilers for Tales of a Junk Town Pony Peddler. Be warned...

Sacrifice...

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This entry contains spoilers for Liquid Courage, and contains sexually suggestive material. Be warned...

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Time to use my fingers! Oh wait, I don't have fingers, I can't actually flip pancakes with hooves... Who cares!
Perfect! Except everything will go cold by the time anypony starts eating. Also, the other pancakes have honey on them but the new ones don't... Who cares!
Family breakfast! Sorry, Sorry, don't have time for a quicky.

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Did Pipp start filming herself the moment she woke up?
Portrait day. Pipp turns on her head to look presentable.
What's with the whorse lipstick?
"I'm busy!" *Zipp looks at a picture of Twilight
Private investigation on the most public place. Smart, Zipp.
What Twilight was warning us about was the portrait day!
Headshot!
I still hate how Sunny's rollers just disappear when she turns. And why do they have to show the mistake twice?
I guess literally everypony is watching Pipp's streams.

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