Make Your Mark - Chapter 6: Roots of All Evil Pt. 2 (my commentary)

A fire Alicorn can't use fire. She needs dragons for that.

At least Sunny can rely on Misty. Oh, wait, she can't because Misty is unreliable.

Misty yells out to give out her position, but apparently Opaline is half-deaf.

"I know you're stealing from me, but I still thought you were on my side, Misty," Opaline says stupidly.

"Zepher Hights never had a chance." - Oh, Opaline, you're so awesome.

Pipp uses autotune. I thought only non-talented ones used autotune. Then again, this makes perfect sense.

Did Opaline just teleport through the trap? Awesome!

"I won't let you do this to me!" - Oh, for fuck's sake, Misty, the world doesn't revolve around you!

Wow, Opaline offered Misty another chance. That's more than I'd do. I didn't know Opaline was so selfless.

Once again, Misty accomplished absolutely nothing.

Izzy threw everything and a bathtub at Opaline. Like, did she really think that would work?

"I just feel so helpless." - Well, Misty, that's because you are.

"We could just call." - Half of the plots would have been solved with just that.

So, the first plan was to run away from the trees. Then to guard them. Then to run away from them. So let's try something new. Let's go near the tentacle trees again.

"I'll go to Opaline alone." - Somepony has a sex dungeon fetish...

Opaline tells Sunny hard truths. 

Man, I heard so many moans. I'm not sure if they used the correct animation for so many moans.

"I'm not like you!" - Well, of course you're not, Sunny. You wish you could be as awesome as Opaline, but all you do is sell smoothies.

Yay, Opaline collected a set. Good on you, Opaline. You worked hard for this. You earned it.

Wait, how are pegasi flying? The unity crystals got separated and they don't even have cutie marks. They couldn't fly for centuries, they shouldn't be able to fly now.

Rainbow magic? We going back to G1?

Sparky can teleport?

Sunny celebrates her Alicornhood because power is all that she has ever wanted.

The castle is starting to crumble for no reason at all.

So, all dragons can teleport?

Mmm, tentacles.

How's that for a sex dungeon, Opaline?

Spike destroys the firestone like it's nothing.

And dragons can apparently teleport others from anywhere. They should have just teleported to Opaline and killed her on the spot. That would have saved them the trouble.

"You were all with me in my heart, and that's why I lost to Opaline in no time at all. You're all terrible friends."

"Home," Sparky says something that isn't annoying for the first time in his life.

And then the portal opens out of nowhere because they just destroyed the main plot line and a new one has to be forced on them quickly.

Lesson of the day: Tentacles > Sex dungeon

Comments

[LordFlareon]

"I won't let you do this to me!" - Oh, for fuck's sake, Misty, the world doesn't revolve around you!

Actual quote:
"I won't let you do this to me, or my friends"

[Bad Dragon]

5765370 I can only stand Misty's excuses for so long before my ears start ringing and I can no longer hear what she's blabbering about.

So, what I actually heard was:

"I won't let you do this to me, bla bla bla bla..."