Make Your Mark - Chapter 4: A Little Horse (my commentary) · 8:12pm Nov 4th, 2023
Rabbits grew horns, but they're still just as defenseless as ever.
Breaking news, Pipp grew a third eye.
I hate it when the stream starts, but it's just another countdown until the stream.
A pony looks for a charger as if that could do her any good in the middle of the street. And why would a charger be in the middle of the street?
Pipp breaks everything because taxpayers pay for it all anyway.
Pipp prepares at the last minute.
She didn't prepare enough...
Pipp dies in front of millions.
We all knew Pipp was sick in the head, but it seems the disease spread to the rest of her.
Pipp lives to orally please ponies. Hey, that's my fanfiction!
Pipp comes to kick Pipp while she is down.
Gives her false hopes for extra emotional damage.
Zipp turns into Rainbow Dash, just that it's not the Adventures of Daring Doo but some boring drama.
Why does everypony want to get infected by Pipp?
"Is there anything I can do?" Sunny asks while opening her mouth and slowly leaning to Pipp's crotch area.
Pipp wants something warm in her mouth. Maybe Hitch can help more than Sunny can.
Hitch to the rescue. Pipp is going to get something warm in her mouth yet.
"Why be outside, Pipp, if we can do it like they do it on Discovery Channel?"
Pinecones? Hitch, I don't mean to hate on your fetish, but don't you think that might be a bit dangerous?
Despite all distractions, Pipp already managed to read half of the book.
Izzy brings her smoking bong. Sure, it won't heal you, Pipp, but you'll be too stoned to notice that you're sick anymore.
Izzy shares her fetish about tying ponies to the bed so they can't move.
Burned something? No problem, just close the lid. The problem is fixed if you can't see it anymore.
Pipp's throat is really itching. She can't let it rest.
What's with the royalty and breaking the windows? That's the second window today.
Critics... Can't live with them.
Now we know why Izzy always sounds so annoying. There's something in her tea.
Misty? You're the last pony anypony wants to see ever. If I never see you again it will be too soon.
Zipp wants to talk to Turkey. Somepony really should talk to Turkey, what's up with them siding with Hamas?
Zipp wants to get down with her sis. "I want to take you!"
"Sunny, you're sick? And you came to infect me? Trason! To the sex dungeon with you!"
Turns out everypony can be Tirek, as long as they're Alicorns. I never seen any of the princesses sucking in the show. But, it's canon. Any Alicorn can suck.
Misty took a mane brush out of the trash and gave it to the soon-to-be Queen. Oh, Misty...
Misty could use a mane brush, given how out of control her mane is.
The Queen turns out to be a phony pony full of baloney.
Pipp doesn't want to rest and at the same time doesn't want to be entertained. She really is a spoiled princess who doesn't know what she wants.
Pipp breaks up with her sister. "It's not you, it's me."
Izzy gives Pipp acid. That's why she's wearing goggles.
That sup-making pony has more character than all of the rest combined.
Zipp is a conspiracy theory nut.
Mindblown!
Opaline is disappointed that they don't know everything.
Pipp deliberately sent Sunny on a wild goose chase. I can kind of understand her. Sunny is annoying to be around.
Opaline changed her mind. Now she doesn't want them to know about her anymore.
"We've waited with dragon fire for no reason, but now we will stop waiting."
"Pipp is back! And her voice is as annoying as ever!"
Turns out that Pipp got sick because her friends didn't care enough about it. It's canon now. Pipp is an attention whorse. If she stops getting enough attention, she gets sick.
Pipp expected to be sick for days yet she didn't reschedule her date with Electric Blue.
Lesson of the day: If you get sick, get well.
Oh you bastard, I was drinking when I read that
5753691 I hope you swallowed.