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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Mar
9th
2023

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale | Sunny's Smoothie Moves | Full Episode 47 (my commentary) · 7:34pm Mar 9th, 2023

So she uses only new fruits? Won't she run out of fruits eventually?
So, she only uses fruits from Chernobile?
So, the old fruit is drinking the new fruit? What about morality?
Those filters could only be possible with an advanced AI.
Sunny failed to sell garbage to ponies. They want the good stuff.
I don't like the look on her face. Is she going to try to grape their throats with new flavors?
If she uses 2 fruits in a smoothy, it means there are new 1732 mutant plants for her to get over 3 million combinations.
Programmed to serve, ey? That's what she said. Well, she did, but she meant me, not her...
Wait, I was right, their throats are getting grapped.
So, I guess the lesson of this episode is, "If somepony says no, force them."
"Hitch, I've never seen anypony move that fast." "It wasn't fast enough..."
Hitch swallows a gallon, doesn't taste any of it. Takes a lick, the door to Paradise opens up.
What flavor of pie do you like? Pie flavor!
Sunny now also sells Alicorn special. It's a smoothy, with a happy ending.

And since Hasbro can't stop posting random episode after the end, neither can I.

Now, if the new Peter Pan looked like this, I might have actually watched it.

what was she doing on the toilet to lose her glasses? Was she trying to give herself head?

What I wonder is, what could this game be if they actually involved J.K. Rowling.

How can Sandman be real if the boy's eyes aren't real?

When did the second amendment become so complicated?

I thought these threads were about the main characters. Who let this background pony here?

I get why some stories used to be published without cover art. But in this day of AI art, what's the excuse?

You're also so full of yourself that you have to wear a Wonderbolt skintight bodysuit just to keep you contained.

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