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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Jan
26th
2023

My Little Pony - Episode 44: 💗 Secret Ad-mare-er | Tell Your Tale | Valentine's Day in Equestria MLP (My commentary) · 9:39pm Jan 26th, 2023

Izzy has a phobia of being attacked when she sleeps, so she sleeps with 'opened eyes'.
Izzy also has sleep apnea.
She also misses her mama.
The alarm clock only rings once a year.
"I am okay!" says Izzy who just lost her eyes.
I get lazy animation, but are these animators intentionally trolling? If you don't intend to animate properly, at least don't promote that you suck. Ponies don't have opposable thumbs! They can't hold things mid-air!
Oh, and Zipp feels frisky after jizzing the flower. You could say that she deflowered the flower.
Izzy decides that Zipp is her special somepony? Or valentine.
Zipp friendzones Izzy.
Bugs are intelligent in Equestria.
Izzy starts turning into Pinkamina.
"If you can't love Hooves and Harts day, you'll learn to fear it!"
When Izzy pictures Hearths and Hooves day, she pictures foalcon.
Izzy's dreams are trashed. Like literally, they were thrown into trash.
Ponies are prone to lying, but if you provide a sacrifice, namely Hitch, they become honest.
Izzy turns into throwing money meme, just that she's broke, so she just uses cards.
Don't you just hate it when a special somepony cooks you dinner, but then you realize you just received your own kidney on a plate?
Izzy doesn't just dream of foal-on-foal action, she makes it happen; with lots of collateral damage.
Racunicorns hate food?
Let's ignore the evil spirit cloud of evilness.
Izzy talks to trash. Trash never lets her down.
Izzy trashing her own dreams.
Izzy crying internally.
"Friendship is magic, but you can't magic it up." Wow, Zipp, I didn't know you were a philosopher.
Friendship can grow. And then devours everything in sight like a venus flytrap.
"What do you know, we can indeed have two heads like a venus flytrap."
Izzy demonstrates to Zipp why Hearts and Hooves day is the most annoying holiday.
And we end with an interspecies affair. Is that like bi-bestiality?

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