thingservant (n.):

The changeling you keep on staff to turn into whatever inanimate object you need that you put down somewhere obvious, now can't find, and swear was there just a moment ago.

(Most households have to replace changelings in the role of thingservant every couple of years, since a steady diet of intermittent bursts of intense gratitude and relief tends to cause the formation of fatty plaques in, and eventual calcification of, the splanch.)

It hit 34 degrees celsius here today.

That's the temperature small children die at.

Heat combined with a hayfever attack meant I got about 2 hours of sleep last night.

I hate Summer, I hate Autumn which may as well be extended Summer now, I want to move back to the Frozen North so I'm not actually melting. Writing progress may slow down a bit as I try to avoid dying.

My problem is this...

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no

Twilight gallops down the halls of her castle, desperately trying to escape the... that thing she summoned. She didn’t know it was evil! How could she know?! The book just showed vague pictures and said vague warnings! She doesn’t want to sell her soul! She skids to a halt as she sees the stuff of nightmares suddenly appear in front of her. His black hood cover most of his face, his scythe gleams in the light. His pale hands are steady, in contrast to Twilight’s entire shaking

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Uhm, I'm not really good at self promotion ... or any promotion. Where can I go to ask people to look at my writing without being a royal pain in the a ... butt?
Have a good day.

Nevermind. Found it.

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I don't feel like playing video games, listening to music, writing or whatever. I'm just... bored.

Can anyone give me some fics to read that would be right up my alley?

Spoilers... (Well Duh)

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First off, #LoveWins. Remember that? A person’s sexual preference is their own choice and people should not judge others negatively for their choices.

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IN WHICH I FINISHED THE WRONG FIC
After a morning running around town with my maybe-former S.O. (not sure even she knows at this point), I spent some time out in the natures, getting in a little exercise before the cold comes tomorrow, trying to clear my head so I can write more of Sunset's "Reconciliation" story. I finished Rainbow Dash yesterday and started AJ. I wrote a little bit more AJ today, then got distracted.

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I have no idea why I'm awake. Let's write a thing.

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SLAMS DOOR DOWN

yo ive been doing a lot of blogposts lately probably because i'm trying to work on being more positive and also because i had therapy yesterday and my therapist BRUTALLY CALLED ME OUT on so many bad attitudes I was having and it was intense but today i feel GREAT (also because I'm going to Disneyland tomorrow and will probably stalk all the Donalds I see)

BUT ANYWAY

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Well then, time for this thing. Also, since horizon had the audacity to post a new story regarding 420, I might as well point you toward it. It is called "Special" Delivery.

Why, horizon, why? Do you have any idea how terrible that it? But it's also so amazing. Why'd you have to break my brain?

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Your lagging out,
You can see me skipping frames
Your flipping out, just shut up kid
I'm criticized but you're the one is one barring
You keep shooting, but I see bullets going by
You say you're a legend, but you're going 2-22
Just a game, Just a game
you keep on crying, you keep on losing
Just a game, Just a game
You keep on saying that I am Lag switching
I am LAGGxFitzy
You keep on saying that I am Lag switching
I am LAGGxFitzy
Hate me now

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I M 2 Cool 4 Disney. Deal with it!

my friend code is SW-0134-8707-1710

i am busy honing my blade. if any of you would like to join me on this journey to git gud, be my guest

Hello everypony. How have y'all been doing? In all honesty, things have been pretty complicated/stressful/frustrating here on my end for more reasons than one. However, I'm writing this post to let y'all know about a major milestone we've accomplished: The Needs Of The Many, my first entry in the Guardian Of Equestria Saga, has, just today, reached 100 upvotes. I can't begin to express how much this means to me, having a story I wrote about 7 years ago just for the heck of it reaching such

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I have to wonder sometimes what drives me to do certain things.

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I'm old.

I just payed more attention to the info thingy you see on the main FimFiction page telling you about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and noticed it said "The show premiered on October 10, 2010 on Hasbro's The Hub channel,"

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