So, lately, I've found myself pulled into the whirlpool that is the fandom. Sure, I've seen the show. Multiple times. And I might be listening to a playlist of pony music at the moment. And there may or may not be a story I'm working on open in a new tab. And I amy have featured /r/MLPTunes as the Subreddit Of The Day. Gah. I don't know what I really want to say. Just that I

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The Strange and Mystical Journey Through Celestia's Nostrils

Hopefully 2017 will be happy and meme filled. 2016 was sucky and meme filled.

So, according to my previous post, I am now going to try and write the FiM fanfiction Bad Eggs, a T-rated horror/comedy starring Thorax, Granny Smith, and Gallus, and contains the quote “It's both the wisdom of age and a young creature's energy that brings us into the future.”

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I very much love you guys, but lowkey I kinda hate you guys rn

I’ve got an update for the next arc of Redo for you all!

As of now, the prologue and first chapter are both written. I’m not going to post the next chapter until I finish my little hiatus, but do y’all want the prologue early? It’s not very long, but it might tide you over until I’m back.

I’d be posting it alongside the next chapter anyway, but I still can’t decide!

What do you guys think?

Earlier today, I was writing a scene for M.L.G.'s latest chapter revolving around the battle with Agent #4, Statuette. I had Levi sitting outside the ice rink watching Statuette go through her practice routine, and she started getting the urge to skate around with her before actually fighting her. When Maverick and Magnum protested and said that having fun with a criminal defied common sense, Leviathan's response was, and I quote:

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Ok, I guess I read a lot of Rambling Writer's stuff because I really am not planning to do so many by him at the same time...

Anyway, here are today's reviews:

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I think I'm awake... I just had a weird dream that was similar to the poem I wrote. There was a blood moon, millions of stars, one brighter star that looked more like the sun and lies.... So many lies!! I was nearly hit by a car and my boyfriend was there to hold me in the mud that I jumped in. It went from day to night. From there, everything got weirder. I started speaking in other worldly tongues and had a serious breakdown on the ground. My boyfriend kept repeatedly saying he loved me and

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Sometimes, I wish I had a penis, so if I was ever chilling with a girlfriend, we could listen to Running in the 90s, and I could ask her, "If we had sex, would I be your...

Initial D?"

_{Starting to realize why I don't have a girlfriend...}

IN WHICH I RETHINK MY RETHINKING
But first, on the advice of Billy, a worker at the gym I go to, I checked this band out. Enjoy.

I liked this song. Didn't like "The Way of Vikings" -- I've low tolerance for cookie monster vocals. More past the jump.

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To any of you who may have read the one story on my account, and have any interest in it... this is a bit of background that I've wanted to post for a long time, but haven't been able to for various reasons creative and practical in nature.

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the dark surrounds me. dark eyes, they're watching. Waiting. tremors run up and down my spine, gruesome images filling my dreams. unaware, my arm hangs off the bed. pitch black darkness closes in.
and holds my hand.
the tremors stop.
the night is calm.
bye

-me.

Ok so I had been meaning to do a it of an update, especially since I got the Halloween special done and all...but I got busy writing something for someone else. Pretty much I was commissioned tow rite something, but I didn't get paid for it...so to make up for my absence on here...here's what I wrote. I would post it as a story but it's not MLP related at all whatsoever...so here's some fucking stupid story that I had to write for someone about Bugs Bunny...enjoy my filth...also i'll be giving

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I kinda wanna continue the "Fluttershy Has A Phat Squishy Ass" series. It had three stories so far but I had planned at least two more from what I can remember.

This first one was about Fluttershy and her phat squishy ass.

And then a few days after the events of the first one, Spike gets on Twilight and then this happens.

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So, I was watching the most recent Bronies React video when in came the question about how MLP has changed my life. I’ve been very introspective and happy these last couple of days (despite the circumstances), so it got me thinking. How has MLP changed my life?

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Hey all, so I know only a hand full of you have been keeping an eye on it, but so far I'm doing pretty good with this Trudge Runner's fic, as I've still got several buffer chapters to get me by for several more weeks.

So, some of you might be questioning me, because let's face it, I have a horrible track record for long fics. So, how committed am I?

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If you ever think about taking Doctor Who seriously, just remember that one time the sixth Doctor dressed up in a fish costume to fight the fifth Doctor and got angry when his earlier self was too polite. (Audio: Peri and the Piscon Paradox)

I've never written a blog, so I thought I'd give it a try to inform you guys on my most recent struggles.

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Alright, down 1/3 a bottle of bourbon and bored. So what do I talk about? Uhh, lemme think.

Okay, oddly enough, whiskey fills my head with sad country music. Look up Whiskey Lullaby. That' s the main one. Technically the only one but my life is young.

What else... I remember a friend was once asking about why people like Donald Trump have to exist. Something like how he's inspiring so much bad and scary stuff, like to do with immigrants and whatnot.

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