Talentless hack of a fanfic author gets his OC printed onto a gaming headset.

This and more on the news at eleven.

Alrighty, so, I recently got a special somepony and I told my parents and now I am living to greatly regret that because I am now terrified because I might have to break up with her, and I'm not even supposed to be dating yet, and it's all my ducking fault. Just another thing I screwed up on I guess.

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Looking through my ideas for stories. “Changeling this, changeling that...Thorax this, Pharynx that...Ocellus somewhat...Chrysalis burns in a fire...

...why is this mimicking species the only thing that gives me creativity?!”

I know this is super late, but whatever. I’m still up, and I feel like writing this. Wanted to let you guys know that Aces High chapter 4 will be posted in roughly 12 hours. No set time, but I think I’ll be posting somewhere in that range.

Be on the lookout for...Origin Unknown!

I do not speak very good rhyme

So I shall not give her the time

To shine of the page like I wished I could

Because I failed practically all my classes this year because of COVID 19 and online class like seriously I lost so many brain cells

So this dilemma continues to stir

Only took almost a year but I finally hit that submit button not only on a new story but also BIE. Feels good man.

Welp long story short more chapters more action more explosions less tulips more stories more horse pussy

Thanks for getting me featured. Again.

Gives me boners man.

I don't think I've ever posted a blog where the phrase "apropos of nothing" is more appropriate than here. I just wanted you all to know that this song exists:

If you thought I was going to talk about why I wanted to do this, then you were mistaken. I'm just doing it because I darn well feel like it.

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I have just started reading House of Leaves, and I am incredibly disappointed.

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No that isn't a joke. You are as surprised as me. Blame insomnia. Weirdly this chapter had a lot more jokes in it than I originally expected.

It's 10,000ish words. Don't ask me how that happened.

And no I didn't just have the Mane 6 go in and fix the problem immediately. That'd be ridiculous even in 10,000 words. But I do have major references to the MLP movie which I've wanted to really add in for a while. And well let's say anti-magic isn't a well known thing in Equestria.

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-H.P. Lovecraft
(maybe)

We'll Do Lunch

I See a Bad Moon A-Rising

The Time of the Season

...Action

Tiptoe Through the Tulips

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I just spent nine hours reading fanfiction. Now I'm in that mood you get when you feel that you've sucked up a cornucopia of knowledge. The kind of mood that's the equivalent of getting high... not that I've ever done drugs before....

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I'm gonna start doin drugs.

"I just got off the phone with your family therapist, and I hadn't realized how many issues your family had."
"That's normal, though, right? You look under the hood of any family, and you'll find problems."
"Well that's... true, but when I look under the hood of your family, I find squirrels."
-Conversation I recently had with my therapist.

I post the MLP: FML series on both this site and fanfiction.net. I just got this review about an hour ago and, to be honest, I have no idea what the hell it's even talking about. I'm not even mad, just very...very confused.

So here it is...in all it's unedited glory. Please enjoy, because I know I did:

Alright. Some constructive criticism:

What the hell was this?

I mean, actually. What the hell was this? I mean, damn!

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Just...

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So Happy Ending has kinda sorta gotten some attention lately. Here are some of my thoughts on that:

1. I was completely surprised my the RCL feature. I've always been relatively proud of it, but it's two years old, and certainly not everyone's cup of tea.

2. I know my interview says that there's a prequel in the works, but I really doubt that'll ever get published, or finished for that matter. But I'm happy to talk about what would've gone down in that.

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And I just don't even.

Happy New Year, Everypony.

Well, I should really just avoid Twitter and shit because my hatred for the ship that will not be named has gotten to the point where simply SEEING IT AUTOMATICALLY PISSES ME OFF. I can be completely happy, but bring that shit up, NOPE! NOT ANYMORE! Fuck I hate my life. I'm sorry, but it's true. I have blocked several accounts because that's all they post, one fuckboy even tried to shove it down my throat after me specifically saying I FUCKING HATE IT!!! God fucking dammit. I don't care if you

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I'm working on a new story, called Immortality. It's graciously inspired by the famous story "My Roommate's a Vampire", which, if you haven't read, is worth a shot! When i say graciously inspired, i only mean certain characters are inspired by it, but not all aspects of the story. For example, the lore and history i put in my story is completely new! I wanted to add some spice to the dish, so that way, there's still at least some originality to it!

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So, here's a random list of stuff that I love without too much commentary:

The Room 3
Atmospheric puzzle games are my favorite type of games. Too bad most of them suck. Fireproof Games is my on-again-off-again lover. Before January 11th, we were off-again because they first promised this game would come out last April. Right now we're on-again, because:

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