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  • 132 weeks
    Isn't It Funny...

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Mar
30th
2021

Squirrels · 8:56pm Mar 30th, 2021

"I just got off the phone with your family therapist, and I hadn't realized how many issues your family had."
"That's normal, though, right? You look under the hood of any family, and you'll find problems."
"Well that's... true, but when I look under the hood of your family, I find squirrels."
-Conversation I recently had with my therapist.

Comments ( 4 )

Omg, i didn’t realised i was talking to the famed squirrel boy who was raised in nature by wild squirrels. You are my hero, please kick me in the nuts! :heart:

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I thought squirrels tended to do something else entirely with nuts...

that... ok, i have no idea how to respond to that statement.

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