By all fillies in Equestria..... Rainbow Dash was a MASSIVE douche today. I mean, it's not exactly surprising. We've seen her like this in the past. Rainbow Dash always had a douchebag attitude in certain moments. She even used to be a douche to Fluttershy (!) and to Scootaloo (!!) way back in the past. That is her. That is Rainbow Dash. That is one part of her and we all know that some things never change.

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He's Back!

You die, I get paid
More cash surviving this game
It's crazy. I get more money
By killing these fools. Now ain't that funny?

You die, I get paid
More cash surviving this game
It's crazy. I get more money
By killing these fools. Now ain't that funny?

Look around, tell me what do you see?
A lunatic, now get like me
It's a wrap by the count of three
And it's all being filmed on Shock TV

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And so ends our journey. I hope you've enjoyed it.

The wonderful art was done by the talented Mutter_Butter. I call it, "Rend The Sky".

Maybe spoilers? But not really. If you want the context for it, read the finale! Hopefully it will have been worth it.

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I sincerely hope that he should get pushed up against what little of his wall we built and shot for treason and I oppose the death penalty.*

* If one makes a mistake and executes the innocents, one cannot unexercute them. ¿Did you know that Texas once executed the wrong Carlos? With Trump, we know with certainty that he attempted a coup and mishandled documents with information sensitive National Security. It seems to me that if we execute Trump, we would execute the right Donald.

A brand-new crossover story of mine has just dropped called - Puss in Boots: The Philosopher's Stone

TPuss in Boots: The Philosopher's Stone

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Drama

Puss staved off Death, his relationship with Kitty has never been better, and he's got a new friend in Perrito! Nothing should have gone wrong, but an old enemy and a few new ones have come seeking power. Power that threatens Puss and those he loves.

• Death
• Violence
• Crossover
• Human
• Alt. Universe
• Other
• Main 6

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Go check it out!

And the events surrounding Dinky and Millie continue..... Chapter 5 of "Aunt Millie" is here now:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/332551/aunt-millie

A lot of things would be spoilers if hinted at here, so I'm keeping this vague. There is someone new in this chapter, someone you've already seen in the past and who attentive eyes will have spotted in one episode of the show.
Also, Sparkler returns home from work, so things will get interesting.

Have fun with this chapter!

I'm not really happy with how Rainbow and Pinkie turned out, but otherwise I'm okay with this. Definitely not my greatest, and still unshaded, but it was more to A: Practice drawing different facial features, and B: Get down my ideas on the Mane 7's humanized ethnicities.

I had meant to write a blog post that tortuously wound around to the tagged story, but while I was typing, I got a PM:

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You read that right. "Aunt Millie" is finally back on track! Chapter 10 is out now:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/332551/aunt-millie

While the last chapter was calm, this chapter will be rough.....
Cold front Millie heads towards us, bringing us a storm and very low degrees this night. Make sure to take shelter from Hurricane Dinky when it hits the coast of Chapter 10 later tonight.

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This song--Cars are Cars--is one of the most maligned Paul Simon songs. People say it's shit. I don't get how. The lyrics are fucking genius and the music is an absolute goddamned bop. Fuck those philistines. This song is great and all the haters can choke on my cock.

With an update to Tomb Kings of Equestria, so enjoy!

So, it turns out I derped something when writing the newest chapter of "Princess Flurry Heart, Destroyer of Worlds!"
Thanks to one passionate reader of it, Magthere, I could find out about it.

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Here's something new I want to try out. Since I face some issues right now that lead to it that Chapter 16 of "Princess Flurry Heart, Destroyer of Worlds!" takes a little longer than usually, I release a preview for the chapter today.

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So, this episode gave me a wonderful moment. Precisely, two moments.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is famous for having interesting stuff going on in the background, but rarely it happens that one of your favourite background ponies gets to shine in an episode, with two moments that allow a little insight into his or her life and personality.
For Dinky, this happened with the latest episode.

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