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Hydrocity 1; one lightning shield and two Slot Machine bonus stages later.

That's a personal record.

So my Sonic 3 & Knuckles 100% run continues, and I have already topped my high score from two years ago. But once I finished snatching the emeralds up and getting Perfects on all the special stages, my scoring avenues began to dry up. But this time, a user on the Sonic subreddit has pointed me to a little known, but highly risky trick:

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Alright, well, you folks want a video? How about three?

Flying Battery 2 - 9:59 Bonus
I spent some time at work today brainstorming how to get the 9:59 bonus at the end of Flying Battery Act 2, and it seemed that the only solution would be a well-timed super transformation. It worked like a charm, and Flying Battery 2 was my highest Act total of my entire run, at 160,800.

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While the beta for The Division 2 downloads, I think it's time for another tool-assisted high score run of Sonic 3 & Knuckles.

Score to beat: 2,266,030 (Aug 10, 2017)

HERE HE COMES, ROUGHER THAN THE REST OF THEM, THE BEST OF THEM, TOUGHER THAN LEATHER!

Big googly eyes and huge lips were a staple of racist caricatures of black people. I imagine most people will pretend it isn't, but as a thought exercise, just google "racist caricatures" and you'll see the ancestors of the uganda knuckles shit that the internet is patting itself on the back over.

Challenge for white people: make an actually funny original meme that isn't just Stepin Fetchit or Mammy Jemima, but with a hip new millennial internet flavor.

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We've never gotten an answer to that.

Decided to start another tool-assisted score run of Sonic 3 & Knuckles, in an attempt to beat my August 2017 run of 2,266,030. I pretty much only have one rule; no Launch Base alarm exploit.

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For all those sick of Uganda Knuckles, confirmed Thanos has deleted him, YAYYYYYY!

Welcome back, Team Sonic.

Also, Spoilers.

With the release of the PC version, I feel it's now appropriate to talk about Sonic Mania. I've been playing it since my Collector's Edition shipped on its release... and I basically completed everything in one sitting. Now here comes a lengthy blog where I just gush about everything I love about it.

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I just saw the movie... and it's SO MUCH FRIGGIN FUN! There was also a 'dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww' scene with Sonic and Tails in Siberia. Literally, the audience went "DAWWWWWW!!" I've never actually experienced that before... it was kinda eerie, actually. Like the mind-control musical numbers in Pony.

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I think this weeks episode is 57. it's 1:15am central standard time is the US (when I started writing). I know, I didn't get the chapter out. The goal is the next 24 hours to have it out. If you care to know more details, keep reading. If not, you got all that matters.

I'm writing this long blog because I am bored and not tired while I'm trying to go to sleep, so I might as well write an overtly long blog on my phone, Right?

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SONIC PRIME SEASON 2!!!!!

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So been a while.

yep been a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong while.

Yep yep.

So...

Filthy Filly Show kind of stopped. Insert real life drama, surgery, other click bait bullshit you don't really care about.

Where's my ending to Second Time Around Silent Fuck Knuckle?

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