Hi.... So uh, I'm The Corn, but I'm on Shia's account right now because I have her phone and she told me I could sooo... Hehehe... Yeah... I dunno what to say but I am The Corn and Shia hasn't posted a blog in a while so I'm sat here like WELL IMMA POST ONE FOR YOU... So yeah... You should follow Corn, and PM Corn, and spam Corn, because I am The Corn and I give you permission to do so Don't worry though, I won't go through her messages

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Howdy, folks. Just wanted to tell y'all about my new story, Lazarus Bethany. I'm not going to say much about it, except that it's different. If you're following me, it's probably because of LBS or Everybody Wants to Have Sex With Twilight. This is considerably more serious and less funny than those. Just a warning, for those who want to read it and have an idea of what they're getting themselves into.

Who's hype for WrestleMania? Me neither.

Nah, I'm kidding, it'll probably be good fun. I just kinda wish I waited until after Mania to watch TakeOver, because I honestly doubt that the Grandaddy of Them All will top it this year. Anyway, here's what I thought about it.

Spoilers.

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Hey all! It'a October! And you know what that means?

Yup. It's-

That entire portion of the year where I now own this account!

Uh... also Spooky Month.

Same thing!

So... yeah. Loli will be in control of this account for a while. I'll still be here, but she'll be doing the blogs and day-to-day running of this account.

Don't forget the profile pic!

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