Huge ginormous announcement everybody!

Fussbudget has recorded an audiobook for my novel Reincarnation or Immortality! I've listened to it and it's awesome!

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Twilight: "Shining... You know... One day, you will... I mean, Cadence is... Is immortal. And you're-"

Shining: "I know. I'm not. I'm fully aware of it."

Twilight: "Then... Then how do you-?"

Shining: "By cherishing every moment with her. And living to make our life together have meaning, and love."

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To read the first chapter of "Apples: Immortal Tree" for me?

I've unpublished everything, and you need a password to see the chapters.

I've gone through chapter one and like I said yesterday, i just need someone to proofread through it.

PM me if interested.

(i'll try to get a couple chapters modified each day before i publish it all again. This should be done by next week at the latest and this weekend by the earliest. Then, I'll start the new chapters.)

Well! Hell froze over, pigs are flying, dogs and cats are living together, I’m all caught up with my Patreon rewards. This one’s for you, kid nuclearcore!

He requested I talk about that MLP trio that’s near and dear to my heart, the CMC!

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Hey there guys, gals and enby pals! So, as you may have intuited from my previous blog post featuring cover art by incomparable pixel-wrangler and all-around amazingly nice guy NadnerbD, my novel-length mad science everypony crackfic Contraptionology! is getting a full-on paper version, containing fewer typos but the exact same number of dated early-fandom and pop culture references!

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My friend has sent me this beauty right here, which I will be attempting to read (at least a good chunk, that is). Please feel free to message me and read my stories, things like that since I still check in often (and read, etc.) I have the first drat of Fever Dreams (the tagged story) done so I will get chapter two up if I feel I have been too lazy (this is why finishing drafts for unscheduled breaks and other things is important). I'll still be writing more things

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If you want the short version of my rebuttal of this argument is that it doesn't count when you artificially inflate the powers of villains while deflating the powers of canon characters. If the Immortal Game Mane-6 was in the Starfleet series, none of the villains or heroes in Starfleet wouldn't stand a chance. And you know what? If I'm gonna rip off Rationality Rules, I'm going all the way. This is

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Holy poopsacks, the recap of the fourth leg of the multiparter is finally done! That was some bullshit, what Ring's tech was doing to him. He also wishes it to be known that we're going to try for this schedule from now on, having the recaps ready on the day the next parts launch.

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You are forced to take just one of them, that part isn't a choice. The only choice you have is which one to take.

The effects of the pills are as follows:
- The blue pill instantly kills you. You become truly dead beyond saving. You will never be alive again. You will stay dead forever.

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Well, that's one story off the list. The Immortal Question is officially finished.

Now comes more news about Thine Own Self. Yes, the Crusaders got their Cutie Marks, and Diamond has been reformed. However, I still need them in their old ways for the purpose of the story, and I can't have them suddenly have cutie marks or for Diamond to be reformed. Think of it as an alternative universe. What if things played out differently?

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Last week's mess is tidied up. Enjoy.

This week's nonsense is a continuation of last month's. You WILL have a bad time.

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So I’m thinking about doing a series of stories that I clearly wont be able to do on my own. Damn…

So I was conversing with one “FoxWithAMask” however long ago about one of his stories. And everything you’re about to read was from one reply. =P

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the Eternal Series.

Short D: Let’s meet a bunch of ponies and other creatures that can’t die. Yay!

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Last week's nonsense has wrapped. You'll have the recap on April 8, god willing.

This week... oh, Crazy isn't pleased with what Ring picked this time. And if he's breaking down, you know it's a winner. Y'all have fun now.

Like last month, the previous week's riff will need to be quietly removed from public viewing and you'll have a recap/highlight reel for next week. Them's the breaks.

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I'm beginning to think voting for Biden was the wrong thing to do...

What?! I thought he'd make a great senator! I mean honestly the man has been at it for, what, 120 years. That's longer than most of us even live. So, in all that time, it's fairly reasonable to assume that he must be doing something right. Right?

Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, everypony! As I write this exactly thirty minutes from the witching hour, I figured I'd give some insight on what's been going on behind the scenes (considering I haven't posted one of these for an exact month; a lot of strange timing going on right now).

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The crossover shuffle is all set. Have fun with that.

This week is our big ongoing multiparter. The recap for the previous part is right here, and of course, the current part is right here. Good luck.

Last week's Christmas special is all set. Enjoy.

This week continues our current multi-parter. Y'know, the one that WASN'T Mykan.

The bar exam covers me like a blanket; tuck me in, let me die.

This chapter was written during a brief moment when my head was above water, so please forgive me for both the delay and any errors. I will now return to my studying cave until further notice.

Guys! I wrote a novel! :O

I know this is FiMfiction and there are novel writers everywhere, but it's downright strange to have an actual novel under my belt. So what did I actually learn from this once-in-a-lifetime experience?

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