The Arcane Papers: Golems · 8:17pm Mar 23rd, 2019
Congratulations!
If you’re reading this, it means you have just purchased the Flim-Flam Golem Labor Force kit. Please remember that Flim-Flam Incorporated is not responsible for any actions your golem may undertake and that these instructions are under a curse that forces any legal council you show this to into a homicidal rampage*. So let’s get started!