There is a company named Heaven and the boss named Got says, "One who produces a yearly financial report for me shall get a promotion."

The Employe Christian hears of this good news and works diligently to produce said report.

There's another employee named Athist who didn't get the memo because he was at a meeting with a client. He too works diligently and produces a financial report because he knows the company needs it.

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Previously, on The Shadow God:

Just stay dead, would you?

And now:

Only five chapters to go, folks!

We begin with Craig and Todd, who have just exited the library. Even after all they've been through, Todd doesn't want to go to the Dead Woods.

Seriously, though, when your dad was talking about his dreams, did it never occur to you that the woods he was seeing might have been the spooky, cursed woods?

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Previously, on The Shadow God:

Not a whole lot!

And now:

I am excited to announce that we are now one-fifth of the way through the book.

Yeah.

Craig wakes up in the morning and begins to get dressed. He's going to meet his father today. His mother enters the room and gives him a look.

“That poor Kristy,” said Susan shamefully.

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Previously, on The Shadow God:

A lot of crying!

And now:

Health update: surgery went well. I can't feel or move my arm. Now I'm really typing with one hand.

The chapter begins with Craig's mother, Susan, finding him curled up on the floor next to his closet, covered by a blanket. Nice of the pillar to give that to him; wouldn't want him to get too cold.

Someone's there to see Craig. It's Kristy, his girlfriend.

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Previously, on The Shadow God:

Bloodborne disease brothers for life!

And now:

Before we begin today, I have something to share. I noticed something interesting in one of the reviews for The Shadow God:

The back cover copy reads [...] The author photo [...] His bio[...]

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Previously, on The Shadow God:

Indecent exposure!

And now:

Craig and Mark are on the road, headed for Spiers' church. Craig decides now's as good a time as any to ask Mark what his sister knows.

Mark kept his eyes on the road, even though he wasn’t driving. “Oh, yeah? Like what? Like how she wants to fuck you or something?”
“No, something a little more serious.”
Mark turned toward him and shrugged. “What’d she say?”

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Previously, on The Shadow God:

Sledgehammers!

And now:

We resume our tale of woe and misery with Craig and Todd on the ground, Detective Eubanks pointing a gun at them. He wants to know what they know.

The detective kept his pistol poised on Craig. “My … partner …” Eubanks wiped his mouth. “My partner …” he began again.
“Are you talking about Underwood?” Craig asked. “What about the prick?”
“D-d-deeead!” Eubanks spat, wiping his mouth again.

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Hello, everypony. I am the Critique.

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And by gods I mean me. I am multiple ones, composed in a spongey body. Anyway, the smiling part comes with the fact that there's a new FEELING PINKIE MEAN chapter out right now. Working in the next one right now. In a move to dispel laziness I decided to keep on writing chapters until it's finally done, sanity be damned.

So, uh, yeah... go read it and junk. Do it for Bobby.

I guess I have to say this. I'm getting discourage these days about something. Whatever happened to "I'm sorry" and "I forgive you?". I suppose both concepts are dying in this world and it is really discouraging me. I'm even seeing the attitude with bronies on this site.

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So, Youtube is once again rewriting the rules to help certain people and shove others out. Basically, if you don't get enough total viewtime or enough subscribers you can't even get into the program now. Those that don't meet the new bar in the next 30 days get shitcanned. This will, naturally, affect a lot of people. One such group is fimfic's own Barcast. All of their revenue goes to

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Update
As the title said, God Eater: Rift Branch Fan Group is release! Here's the Link if it peaks your interest.

So with the newest update, I decided to add a character sheet for the cast of the story! Having trouble following who's who? just check here! Don't worry, this page will be updated constantly so be sure to check every new chapter!

Anti-Heroes:

Justice League:

• Twilight Sparkle: Supermare

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There were specific signs put into place. One was given to me in a dream when I was a teenager: a sky would be discovered with 7 planets of various colors orbiting very close to one another, with a dull red sun. I saw this over the course of 7 weeks, one dream each week... one more planet appeared in a surreal sky of perpetual red twilight each night until there were 7. This discovery would be a harbinger of a great transformation. Trappist-1 was found just a few years ago. 7 planets

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Ai maek post!

Anyway, slow day at work, so... here they are in all their horrible glory.

So there's a lot to take in here, and most of it is absolutely beautiful... Ok...

We've got the return of 'Steven Magnet', which was pretty funny. Though I think he's just more or less a one time cameo for this season at least. Same thing with the changeling on the back row at the wedding. Poor little guy looked so lonely...

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I genuinely have no idea why I made this awful thing. I've got a vacation and I'm bored.

IN WHICH I LET THE FREAK FLAG FLY
Okay, so I’m not that freaky, but have some funky music anyway.

Now that that’s over, let’s get to the good stuff.

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Previously, on The Shadow God:

Ugh.

And now:

Quick summary of the previous chapter for anyone who skipped: Craig and Todd got away from Detective Underwood. Mark crossed the moral event horizon. Mark and Kristy were killed by Ridley.

Let us speak of it no more.

This chapter is called "A History Lesson", and begins with Craig once again dreaming of the same place he always seems to dream of:

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Previously, on The Shadow God:

Spelunking!

And now:

The chapter begins where we left off: Craig and Todd have just discovered that the cave they were exploring leads to Father Spiers' church.

Craig opens the door a little and peeks inside. He sees that almost the entire town is there, sitting in the pews, facing Father Spiers and a man Craig doesn't recognize but who is surely Ridley.

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