Aloha, Amigos.

This is your friendly film and tv show reporter here with another report.

Now, before I get into what I think of this film, I’d like to ask you all a question:

Has anyone ever wondered what film I believe is one of the worst, if not the worst, movies in existence? One that’s so terrible, I would rate it even below just a one?

Well, look no further, because the answer to your 2-part question comes in the form of THIS COMPLETE MONSTROSITY RIGHT HERE:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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State of Play, the 2009 cinematic adaptation of the 2003 BBC One miniseries of the same name, is a film that has an ambitious, complex plot, some solid performances from it's cast, but in the end, stumbles over itself by trying to make a story built on shades of gray, into something more black and white, and therefore suffers.

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hi everyone,
i have finished the series

So far, I’ve been working on a lot of Descendants crossovers. So, those who love Descendants, here’s my opinion on who is who and why. I haven’t decided on Celia, the Smee twins and Dizzy yet.

Mal:Sunset Shimmer. Because Sunset is an ex villain and she is pretty nice and does know a lot of spells.

Evie: Rarity. The fashion queen

Jay: Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash is mega sporty and isn’t interested in having boyfriends.

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)

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Quite Possibly the Most Cursed Thing I Have Ever Seen

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Okay, so, for reasons that, in hindsight, were probably not that good, me and my sister decided to watch Michael Bay’s notoriously overblown, melodramatic, horrifically historically inaccurate propaganda/war/romance flick, Pearl Harbor.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 145th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian".

Here's the summary of this sequel:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 2nd review on an installment of the Jack Ryan franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Sum of All Fears".

Here's the rundown of it:

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In yet another example of a film that provides the bedrock of my cinematic life experience, Ben-Hur still stands as one of the most tremendous, grandiose and effective epics to come out of Hollywood, and also stands as a film with a remarkably moving story, and possibly the best religiously inclined film ever made.

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Is this the worst Bond film ever?

Yes. End of review.

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Okay fine, I'll review the movie properly, since, ya know, that's what I do, I guess.

So anyways, in the continuing saga of me sticking it to The Man, I downloaded a DVD Screener of the most recent entry of the seemingly endless Bond franchise, Spectre.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 135th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Ben Stiller's "Night at the Museum".

Here's the summary of it:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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