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^me tho

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there is a lunchables wiki

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So, imagine an ending in which it turns out that all Fluttershy did in the maze to scare her friends was dressing up as Flutterbat. She shows up, everypony thinks it was all her job...

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Rainbow turned to look at their enemy. "Hey asshole, you know that you just fucked up hard, right?"
"You dare talk to me that way, trollop?"
Pinkie had enough at that point. A cocky grin sliding onto her face that would have made Sunset proud, she shouted, "Oooooh! Now you fucked up!"
"Excuse me, you little pink-haired slattern?"
"Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up!"
"Shut up, you whore!"
"You have fucked up now!"

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Warning: Grimdark scenario detailed below. I may need a hug.

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>tmw you create new bookshelves and sort through the astounding amount of horse words you've collected.

Blowing up people's notifications and shit.

God, I'm a bitch.

Thanks to my new boyfriend, I've come to remember a world of yonder years. A world from which I've been absent for near an eternity. A world filled with pastel shaded tiny equines. And here it is. And here I am. Fuck me.

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Just when I thought the Powerpuff Girls reboot couldn't get any worse as I talked about last night, I see this:

...

I like to think that speaks for itself but...

WHOEVER THOUGHT THE POWERPUFF GIRLS TWERKING WAS A GOOD IDEA NEEDS TO BE FUCKING FIRED.

I need to be more careful

Okay, so at the start of November I started posting my story Hourglass for NaNoWriMo. I already had some chapters written when I published the story so I could have a buffer in case I missed some writing in my planned every-other day schedule. I had preplanned individual chapters far ahead to reduce time in brainstorming and writing. There's an unpublished chapter just titled "planning" that's 8k words and counting just sitting above

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I.
Am.
Home.
Schooled.

Stop questioning why I'm already in school/why I have Bible classes

My newest story, A New Batch, is out right now! It's a gift for Decaf as part of Hearthswriting 2021, and I urge you to read it.

It also has custom made cover art by my good friend Jay, also known formally as applejackofalltrades. Give him some praise, because he knocked it out of the park.

It's my personal favorite story I've written, and I hope you enjoy it!

Yep, it's been ten years since this whole thing started, a little over nine years since I started watching this show, and...
A year since I've written anything for anything related to this fanbase. I'm usually an all take and no give sort of guy so that's no surprise, but maybe I should work on that part of myself. Maybe here would be a good place to start.

Happy ten year anniversary, to all of the crazy cunts still on this ride.

I can feel the effort and quality control flowing forth.

Dreams as broken as those legs.

>screm
>SCREM
>calm

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Time pass and stuff happens.
Been doing some refurnishing, getting rid of old stuff and the like. I even had to make my own DVD case because for some reason, every bookcase is deeper than 20 cm, which just wont do to store DVDs in.

My EG mini collection grows. I got Fluttershy's Pet Spa and RDs Music Class on the cheap from my local toy store. And I found a store who had the new Beach series singels. So I bought Sunset and Trixie, my favorites!

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Web Video / Soviet Womble

Awesome / Soviet Womble

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Pony Paradise
Lyrics by Super Trampoline based on lyrics by Coolio and Stevie Wonder

Verse 1
As I trot through the tunnels buried deep in the hive
I take a look at my life and how I’m barely alive
That’s a commonality in this forsaken land
We can’t feed, we can’t fly, heck we barely can stand

Yeah the Queen says we’re fine, says our break’s almost here,
But she speaks only lies; it’s the truth that I fear

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