"its all down hill from here fucco"

there is a lunchables wiki

[11/15/15, 9:06:28 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: do you think anyone has ever written an Oobi fanfiction
[11/15/15, 9:06:34 AM] Cold in Gardez: yes
[11/15/15, 9:06:44 AM] Cold in Gardez: I don't even know what Oobi is but the answer is yes
[11/15/15, 9:07:03 AM] Floydien: On 11/15/15, at 9:06 AM, MDNGHTRDHTLN wrote:
> do you think anyone has ever written an Oobi fanfiction
pls no
[11/15/15, 9:07:06 AM] Floydien: pls
[11/15/15, 9:07:11 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: Oobi was a kids show about hand puppets
[11/15/15, 9:07:13 AM] Cold in Gardez: generally the answer to any "Do you think anyone has ever" question is 'yes'
[11/15/15, 9:07:23 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: the characters were hands with googly eyes
[11/15/15, 9:07:44 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: https://www.fanfiction.net/tv/?l=o
no oobi
[11/15/15, 9:07:48 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: the scene must be pretty small
[11/15/15, 9:07:58 AM] Floydien: thank god
[11/15/15, 9:08:01 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: https://www.fanfiction.net/search.php?keywords=oobi&ready=1&type=story
NO OOBI
[11/15/15, 9:08:03 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: OH MY GOD
[11/15/15, 9:08:09 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: I COULD BE THE FIRST PERSON TO WRITE AN OOBI FANFICTION
[11/15/15, 9:08:22 AM] Floydien: ZOEY NO
[11/15/15, 9:08:34 AM] Floydien: It's time for you to step away from the keyboard
[11/15/15, 9:08:51 AM] Cold in Gardez: zoey this is your chance for glory
[11/15/15, 9:08:57 AM] Cold in Gardez: or you could play more fallout 4
[11/15/15, 9:08:59 AM] Archonix: fortune and glory
[11/15/15, 9:09:02 AM] Cold in Gardez: I'm not going to tell you what to do
[11/15/15, 9:09:19 AM] Cold in Gardez: but if you don't write that oobi fanfic now, someone else might
[11/15/15, 9:09:25 AM] Cold in Gardez: like me
[11/15/15, 9:09:43 AM] Cold in Gardez: and then you wouldn't be the first
[11/15/15, 9:09:44 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: http://oobifanon.wikia.com/wiki/Oobi_Fanon
[11/15/15, 9:09:48 AM] Floydien: or you could work on Maskirovka
[11/15/15, 9:09:49 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: maybe i have been beaten to it :c
[11/15/15, 9:10:00 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: there are Oobi episodes made by fans
[11/15/15, 9:10:12 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: let’s look at some Oobi OCs
[11/15/15, 9:10:29 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: the margins of this website are a nightmare
[11/15/15, 9:10:36 AM] Floydien: Zoey pls stahp
[11/15/15, 9:10:39 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: an absolute oobi fever dream
[11/15/15, 9:11:48 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: “Announcer Hand is an uptight anchorperson, who is almost always nervous. He is the polar opposite of his laid-back costar, Big Fat Bear. One of his catchphrases is "Oh my gosh," which he often says in response to Big Fat Bear's random comments.”
[11/15/15, 9:12:42 AM] Cold in Gardez: no, this is too painful
[11/15/15, 9:12:47 AM] Cold in Gardez: zoey go play fallout
[11/15/15, 9:12:51 AM] Cold in Gardez: hurry
[11/15/15, 9:13:00 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: do you want real pain
[11/15/15, 9:13:02 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: http://lunchables.wikia.com/wiki/Lunchables_Wiki
[11/15/15, 9:13:07 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: i present the Lunchables wiki
[11/15/15, 9:13:25 AM] Floydien: how
[11/15/15, 9:13:30 AM] Floydien: how is that a thing
[11/15/15, 9:13:40 AM] Cold in Gardez: http://lunchables.wikia.com/wiki/Pancakes
[11/15/15, 9:13:41 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: "Ham + American Cracker Stackers is a Lunchables with Fruit fun kit. It included Dole Pineapple Tidbits Lean Ham Kraft American Cheese Crackers Fruit Stick.”
[11/15/15, 9:13:54 AM] Floydien: this has the worst layout I've ever seen
[11/15/15, 9:14:25 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: http://lunchables.wikia.com/wiki/Pepperoni_Pizza
[11/15/15, 9:14:30 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: this is a wild ride from start to end
[11/15/15, 9:14:33 AM] Floydien: why
[11/15/15, 9:14:42 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: READ THE PAGE
[11/15/15, 9:14:53 AM] Floydien: what
[11/15/15, 9:14:56 AM] Floydien: WHAT
[11/15/15, 9:15:02 AM] Floydien: WHAT IS HAPPENING
[11/15/15, 9:16:11 AM] Cold in Gardez: I feel like editing some of these to add little lines like "Pancakes Lunchables has nurtured a secret crush on Ham and Cheese for years, ever since they shared a seat on a bus ride back from Toronto."
[11/15/15, 9:16:43 AM] Cold in Gardez: "Toasted Cheese Lunchables is a bitter rival of Carrots and Celery and has sworn to destroy her."
[11/15/15, 9:16:48 AM] Floydien: CiG, no
[11/15/15, 9:17:02 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: http://lunchables.wikia.com/wiki/Hamburgers
[11/15/15, 9:17:05 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: whAT
[11/15/15, 9:17:09 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: WHAT IS THIS
[11/15/15, 9:17:20 AM] Floydien: oh my god
[11/15/15, 9:17:43 AM] Floydien: "Milk Chocolate Candy Balls (later chaAAAAAAAAAAAfr jl:^)nged to NESTLE CRUNCH Candy Bar)"
[11/15/15, 9:17:44 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: “Milk Chocolate Candy Balls (later chaAAAAAAAAAAAfr jl:^)nged to NESTLE CRUNCH Candy Bar)”
[11/15/15, 9:17:51 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: ninja'd
[11/15/15, 9:17:53 AM] Floydien: rekt
[11/15/15, 9:17:54 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: i just got lunchabled
[11/15/15, 9:17:59 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: i just got lunched on
[11/15/15, 9:18:17 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: im like crying from laughing so hard
[11/15/15, 9:18:20 AM] Floydien: http://lunchables.wikia.com/wiki/Lunchables_Maxed_Out
[11/15/15, 9:18:21 AM] Cold in Gardez: "Lunchables Mega Packs was created by Lady Lostris during the Night of 1000 Tears by animating the skeleton of her slain lover, Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Lunchables with Fruit."
[11/15/15, 9:18:25 AM] Floydien: this is
[11/15/15, 9:18:46 AM] Floydien: "lunchables was MAXED THE FUCK OUT on their FUCKING MAXED FOOD so you could MAX YOURSELF THE FUCK OUT like a fucking MAXED OUT LUNCHABLE for your MAXED OUT LUNCH or snack"
[11/15/15, 9:18:49 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: MAXED THE FUCK OUT
[11/15/15, 9:19:06 AM] Floydien: this is simultaneously amazing and horrifying
[11/15/15, 9:19:14 AM] Cold in Gardez: now I feel like creating a Wiki for a fake fanon and just adding all kinds of random shit
[11/15/15, 9:20:17 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: “It's the goddamn Lunchables Wiki who cares about the vandalism no one will ever take this site seriously."
[11/15/15, 9:20:27 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: from http://lunchables.wikia.com/wiki/Lady_Lostris
[11/15/15, 9:20:39 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: this website
[11/15/15, 9:21:01 AM] Cold in Gardez: it's like we're poking around the dusty crawlspace of the internet
[11/15/15, 9:21:11 AM] Floydien: http://lunchables.wikia.com/wiki/Chicken_Selects
[11/15/15, 9:21:26 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: that last line
[11/15/15, 9:21:29 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: im dying
[11/15/15, 9:21:34 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: its all down hill from here fucco
[11/15/15, 9:21:36 AM] Floydien: oh god
[11/15/15, 9:21:39 AM] Floydien: OH GOD
[11/15/15, 9:21:40 AM] Floydien: http://lunchables.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Nachos
[11/15/15, 9:22:27 AM] Floydien: SOMEONE POSTED THE ENTIRE GODDAMN SCREENPLAY FOR SHREK
[11/15/15, 9:22:45 AM] Cold in Gardez: Floydien
[11/15/15, 9:22:50 AM] Cold in Gardez: you need to stop now
[11/15/15, 9:22:53 AM] Cold in Gardez: just close the window
[11/15/15, 9:22:57 AM] Floydien: it's too late
[11/15/15, 9:23:00 AM] Floydien: i'm in too deep
[11/15/15, 9:23:02 AM] Cold in Gardez: fight it!
[11/15/15, 9:23:08 AM] Floydien: i'm trying, cig
[11/15/15, 9:23:11 AM] Floydien: I really am
[11/15/15, 9:23:15 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: he tried so hard and got so far
[11/15/15, 9:23:19 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: but in the end
[11/15/15, 9:23:21 AM] MDNGHTRDHTLN: he just got lunched on

Comments

[MDNGHTRDHTLN]

[11/15/15, 9:26:43 AM] Majin Syeekoh: was this supposed to be a legitimate lunchables wiki at one point
[11/15/15, 9:28:00 AM] Floydien: I think so
[11/15/15, 9:28:19 AM] Floydien: a lot of the pages actually seem to be informative

[Cold in Gardez]

I feel like we should warn people not to visit this site. Like, if this were a horror movie, this would be the website that infects people's brains when they click on it.

[Stiggerzz]

Zoey, what are you doing?

[FloydienSlip]

3543854 Seconded, don't actually click the links. It's not a good time.