Oct

13th

2015

Dollhouse · 12:53am Oct 13th, 2015

by Melanie Martinez

Hey girl, open the walls, play with your dolls
We'll be a perfect family.
When you walk away, it's when we really play
You don't hear me when I say,
Mom, please wake up.
Dad's with a slut, and your son is smoking cannabis

No one ever listens, this wallpaper glistens
Don't let them see what goes down in the kitchen.

Places, places, get in your places
Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces.

Report anonymousjedi · 346 views · #melanie martinez #why do i bother making blogs #i think fluffysam #i mean creepysam #is the only one who even looks at them #or at least she comments the most #but seriously this song is eerily good #i have a weird music taste #i kinda wanna do fan art for this song now...

Feb

9th

2018

What's that? A new story? · 7:29am Feb 9th, 2018

Your eyes do not deceive you!

Report Matthewl419 · 340 views · #Aragon #Contest #Comedy Contest #I don't know #do you even read these #I am honestly just rambling #holy cow am I behind on my stuff #I also submitted art in the writeoff #which sounds a little weird like art in a writeoff? #but it happens #and I did #so you should totes go do the writeoff judgeing and write/ art for future stuff

Nov

21st

2018

Work Within Your Limitations: Make the Idea Fit the Writing (or, How I Get Away with Shitty Prose) · 5:07pm Nov 21st, 2018

Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.

No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.

Report Aragon · 1,524 views · #I gave a good look at my audience #and I went you know what they want? #a fucking in-depth look at French lit #by someone who isn't even French #and struggles to read Baudelaire #with like #a lot of jokes that imply that I'm fucking their mothers #yeah #that's the good stuff #that's the kinda shit I wanna be remembered by #THIS IS MY -LEGACY- DAMN IT

Aug

4th

2020

This blog is pretty much just me rambling · 4:57pm Aug 4th, 2020

So I've got like 2 big WIP's, a few small oneshot WIP's, a Christmas special for one of the big WIP's, etc... so guess what I'm currently writing?

A stupid thing I came up with because I thought of a silly title and I wanted to use it.

Report Silent Whisper · 220 views · #why do you guys even read my rambling #I woke up at 5pm yesterday and I'm staying up until like 7pm tonight hopefully #gotta fix my nocturnalism #y'all I keep going back to being awake all night and it sucks #because nothing is open overnight except mcdonalds #and f*ck mcdonalds

Dec

18th

2020

I Finally Found A Film I Hate (Part 5-Finale) · 9:39pm Dec 18th, 2020

Okay, I think it’s finally time to put this thing to bed (Preferably one in the Oliver Twist workhouse!).

Oct

29th

2015

Update time, come on grab your friends · 10:31pm Oct 29th, 2015

Life update time!
I am currently brushing out all the tangles on my twilight sparkle wig, because I get to wear it to school tomorrow
i also just started season 5 of supernatural
and (spoiler warning) OKAY I BARELY REMEMBER HALF OF SEASON 4 AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT ALL OF SEASON 5 IS GONNA BE ABOUT LUCIFER. AND OH MY GOSH I LOVE CHUCK. AND ADAM WAS ADORABLE WHEN HE WAS ACTUALLY ALIVE. AAGHHHHH MY BRAIN IS BECOMING NUMB
but yeah!

Report anonymousjedi · 333 views · #im so awkward even when typing #and damn my leg smells like hair detangling spray #ive been styling my wig on my knee #and supernatural is weirder than normal #oh yeah and today is my aunt's bday #but dean is still hot #angsty and angry but hot #and i feel like falling asleep #but i have to finish this wig and walk my dog and study for my AP human geo quiz #OH YEAH IM SUPER HAPPY BECAUSE I DID BETTER THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD ON MY BIO TEST!!! WHOO HOO

Aug

26th

2018

COFFEE TALK! · 11:42pm Aug 26th, 2018

Dec

9th

2017

Sailor Moon -- from Gay to Gayer · 9:12pm Dec 9th, 2017

Yeah no I'm not kidding. That's, like, a thing. We're discussing high-end literature today.

Report Aragon · 1,293 views · #The sailor moon wiki refers to their uniforms as 'fuku' #instead of as 'uniforms' #because 'fuku' is 'uniform' in japanese #and I suppose that when you're navigating a website where the cursor is a magical wand #there's no point in trying to keep a façade of dignity #you're too far gone anyway #why the fuck bother #just let it out #just wipe your dick out and pepper your words with japanese terms #let the autumn breeze chill your worries away #let your inner self get drunk on freedom #god fuck Uranus and Neptune were even gayer in the catalan dub I swear

Apr

7th

2021

rip in pepperoni · 5:30am Apr 7th, 2021

these fellas never got to see the light of day so they're weird colored little shits

Report Ice Star · 381 views · #ow ow ow ow ow #i asked site staff permission to post these #wisdom teeth #icestarpony #blag #wisdom teeth reveal #it is almost 2 am and my opioids have all worn off #i woke up in the middle of the night because everything hurt and also the swelling was so bad i couldn't breathe #i ate puddng today and only pudding y'all #osha apparently says you can't have your own teeth #even though regidar wanted them and i promised i would mail them to him #hi regi

May

7th

2018

Preach Electric to a Microphone Stand · 12:15am May 7th, 2018

I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock

Report Aragon · 1,461 views · #FUCK I SHAVED AS PEAR AND NUMBERS WERE PREREADING THIS FUCKING BLOG #AND NOW THERE ARE TINY LITTLE HAIRS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD #I BARELY HAVE ANY BEARD HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE #I USE A FUCKING ELECTRIC SHAVER #ISN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO #SUCK THE HAIR #OR SOMETHING #FUCK #did you know I never actually learned how to shave properly #still don't know #never got around to it #should look into it at some point #oh god the hair is EVERYWHERE #FUCK #HOW AM I GOING TO CLEAN THIS

Sep

27th

2020

Because Twilight Sparkle Asked · 7:46pm Sep 27th, 2020

Report Aragon · 4,294 views · #My sister is so used to seeing me draw these things #that lately she's been checking out what I do #and whenever I draw a panel she particularly likes #(which is often houses #or anything without a horse in it) #she goes oh hey if you clean that up and print it #I can color it with my watercolors #and then we can hang it on the wall as a collab #and I think it's sweet how my family is so into me doing horse stuff #even though they VERY BLATANTLY hate the horses #it's nice

Dec

14th

2015

this is what happens when i watch LOTR and decide to do my hair and makeup instead of exam studying · 9:18pm Dec 14th, 2015

i try to make myself look like legolas
(these were taken sunday night btw)
~~damn this camera is way too pixelated~~

Report anonymousjedi · 397 views · #legolas is bae #and i spent too long on this makeup even though it looks like im barely wearing anything #and yes i used filters #and yes the lighting is bad #and yes if you say something mean i will cut you #and also please please please don't say anything objectifying or sexual #i know im not being racy or anything #but sometimes people still say stuff #and it really makes me uncomfortable #and i mean i know you guys wouldn't #but i have to say just in case

Jan

15th

2018

Things You Should Read that I Didn't Write (Shocker): Coffee Edition! · 2:24am Jan 15th, 2018

This is almost a review. It's me telling you to read things and why; that's certainly close enough. Why did I chose the subject of coffee? Well, other than the fact that it is relevant to the things I shall be hurling at you, it is something that people like, apparently.

Mar

23rd

2019

Can Ice Star manage to get a new Enemy of Mine chapter out before the month ends? · 6:10pm Mar 23rd, 2019

Considering how much progress I've been making writing the latest one, I wouldn't say it's out of the question. Probably! There's going to be a considerable amount to edit (and I fucking hate editing) and I also won't have much of a chapter buffer after this one goes out... but I dunno. Words are flowing, and the story's been wrangled pretty alright now.

I'd say it is probably gonna happen. Here's to hoping for less time between chapters. 🤞

Oct

6th

2020

On the Strategic Advantage of Speaking Really Fast in the Field of Law · 7:21pm Oct 6th, 2020

Twice a week, I’m immortal, and my brain contains the entire fucking Universe. Alternatively, I die. Zero middle ground.

Let’s talk about stress, exhaustion, and the need for a creative outlet. But, you know, in a funny way.

Report Aragon · 1,315 views · #So like I had to delete a footnote in this blog #where I explained that I'm actually classically trained in music #which is something that most people don't know? #even though I'm pretty sure I've talked about it #becuase I was like "this feels like bragging" #but now I'm like #I mean I do want to mention that I'm an oboe player #I spent years in the goddamn conservatory busting my ass after all #so I guess I'll just hide it in the tags cause I mean fuck it #most people prefer reading the tags over the blog anyway #and maybe I deserve to brag a little once in a while goddamn #just let me have this

Mar

26th

2016

why have friends · 1:06am Mar 26th, 2016

when u can watch criminal minds and finally get more of your art hw done

oh yeah and model UN was p fun today
i saw one of my friends from last conference

but WHO was poorly run (again)
and palestine insulted france's working paper
he called france's paper (that i, australia, was a sponsor on) "illegitimate" so france was "oh so are you calling my paper a b*stard paper" and palestine was all "well yeah"

Report anonymousjedi · 428 views · #im rewatching because i watched seasons 1-3ish over a year ago and i dont remember anything #if i remember correctly #a dad hired a dude to kidnap one of his daughters #he had twins and for whatever he hired a dude to kidnap one twin #i think #i dont even know #i guess ill find out #WHO was madness #utter chaos #seriously #ugh the chair had no idea what they were doing #neither did the chair at my previous conference #both times were WHO #WHO stands for world health organization btw #first conference though i was general assembly plenary and the chair was great #strict but great #plus there were like 50+ people and i could hide in the back and pass notes #yeaahhhhh

Oct

31st

2015

Twilight pics! · 12:25am Oct 31st, 2015

So today I wore my Twilight Sparkle cosplay to school, and i promised pics, so here you are!

this morning (i was in the car. it was dark)

after school

mah puppy

Report anonymousjedi · 503 views · #seriously guys don't harass me about this #and i got this wig off of amazon #and yeah i used filters on over half these pics #so yeah #halloween is gonna be a bummer tomorrow because one of my friends bailed on me for a 5sos concert #bleh stupid 5sos #how am i supposed to be dean without my cas #i hate everything #i want to just watch netflix and cry #but hey that's basically my life story #oh yeah and there has been nothing at all confirming whether or not this one kid will transfer to my school this year #i had classes with him last year and he made my life miserable #he made a whole bunch of suicide and eating disorder jokes #and was a total jerk #and he's a word that sounds like grass mole #and one of the reasons i even considered my current school is because i knew he wasn't gonna be there #im panicking just typing this #agghhh #*sobs incoherently*

Oct

27th

2018

TEK News and Stuff · 12:39am Oct 27th, 2018

Quick but exciting blogpost for those of you following Enchanted Kingdom news and stuff and things and all that!!!

Report Monochromatic · 1,144 views · #GOD i just really struggled with worldbuilding ok #i STRUGGLE but i'm doing my best #but yeah im like super excited??? even though lmao i take so long to update #i always feel rlly bad about that so thanks for being patient #GOD IM SO PUMPED THO #also i like indulged myself and read the last main chapter #and it was so fluffy it was so so SHIPPY #yall should read it again #if u want #bc its good #GOD IM SO EXCITED I FINISHED THIS CHAPTER #god and its always really funny bc im like avoiding these chapters for years and then i write them and its not so bad??? #will i ever learn to not be afraid and just write??? who knows #also ive been writing in the tags for so long now i bet its like half the page #anyway see this is what happens when you lived in tumblr for 6 years #you communicate via tags #oh MY GOD i should make an EL tumblr #just watch 90% of the content is gonna be me whining about having to write #anyway bye ily all

Apr

29th

2016

help okay so · 2:00am Apr 29th, 2016

im getting a haricut in over two weeks which means i have like 2 weeks to convince my mom to let me get my hair cut short

i have kinda weird hair- it can be really curly or really frizzy or somewhere in between
and i want super short hair- something similar to troye sivan's hair

or brendon urie's hair

Report anonymousjedi · 640 views · #hair help #pls friendos #i wants the short hairs #and i also need to make a powerpoint to explain to my mom (and probs dad) why i need short hair #aaaaa #AAAAAA #i've wanted short hair since SIXTH GRADE #EVEN BEFORE I KNEW IT WAS A LGBT+ STEREOTYPE #but noooooo now my mom is all "everyone will think you're a guy!" #which is basically her way of hinting that everyone will think im gay af #i mean i am but i dont want my family knowing #but i also am 5'11" so i can see how people would think im a guy #but hoenstly #idgaf #but my parents do #and i know a haircut isnt that big of a problem #but i reeeeaaallly need some kind of confidence boost #especially something that makes me look slightly less feminine #bc idfk what my gender is anymore #i mean its not like i can come out anyway

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Dollhouse · 12:53am Oct 13th, 2015

What's that? A new story? · 7:29am Feb 9th, 2018

Work Within Your Limitations: Make the Idea Fit the Writing (or, How I Get Away with Shitty Prose) · 5:07pm Nov 21st, 2018

This blog is pretty much just me rambling · 4:57pm Aug 4th, 2020

I Finally Found A Film I Hate (Part 5-Finale) · 9:39pm Dec 18th, 2020

Update time, come on grab your friends · 10:31pm Oct 29th, 2015

COFFEE TALK! · 11:42pm Aug 26th, 2018

Sailor Moon -- from Gay to Gayer · 9:12pm Dec 9th, 2017

rip in pepperoni · 5:30am Apr 7th, 2021

Preach Electric to a Microphone Stand · 12:15am May 7th, 2018

Because Twilight Sparkle Asked · 7:46pm Sep 27th, 2020

this is what happens when i watch LOTR and decide to do my hair and makeup instead of exam studying · 9:18pm Dec 14th, 2015

Things You Should Read that I Didn't Write (Shocker): Coffee Edition! · 2:24am Jan 15th, 2018

Can Ice Star manage to get a new Enemy of Mine chapter out before the month ends? · 6:10pm Mar 23rd, 2019

On the Strategic Advantage of Speaking Really Fast in the Field of Law · 7:21pm Oct 6th, 2020

why have friends · 1:06am Mar 26th, 2016

Twilight pics! · 12:25am Oct 31st, 2015

TEK News and Stuff · 12:39am Oct 27th, 2018

help okay so · 2:00am Apr 29th, 2016

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