Mr. Krabs is DreamWorks, and Spongebob is me after watching it.......

So, remember when I said I'd be done with the "Kung Pow" fanfic by February?

Well...I'm not.

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Even though I'm pretty sure nobody's reading these blog posts, I'm posting this in case someone's interested: "Kung Pow: Enter the Hoof" is going back on hiatus.

I know I've been posting stuff about how it's coming back and how great it's going to be, but there are two factors hindering me from continuing:

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5. Tai Lung

4. Li Shan

3. Tigress

2. Master Shifu

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Fifteen years ago today, a clumsy panda took a journey to become a kung fu master!

Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 35th episode analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Okay, so... a few days ago, I got introduced to this piece of madness...

Kung Fury is a short movie (30 minutes) funded through Kickstarter, and available on Youtube completely for free. And, my goodness, is it awesome.

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it been like over a month since i had i really nice day. Went to see Kung Fu Panda 3 with my mom earlier today, right now I am doing a bit of stu(dying) a bit before bed. Not sure if i am up to playing Dragon Age: Origins, i am just to wripe out ( from both work and school work) today @~@. Anyways would reccommend watching Kung Fu Panda if you haven't already, itwas really well done. Good night everyone :3

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Afternoon everyone.

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*Lord Shen walks across the hallway as he contemplates on his next course of action, looking down on the floor*

LORD SHEN: I cannot stop now. I... I must fulfill my destiny by any means necessary... I must. That panda will not escape my clutches the next time we meet.

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Wow 12 years since I joined, huh... Meh.

Anywho, Kung Fu Panda 3 is pretty bad. The 1st 2 were masterpieces. The 2008 one focused on a goofy neophyte outsider who proved he could be as good just as the masters if he accepted himself. Pretty standard self-love value that has been used a lot before and since, but there's nothing wrong with that and it did everything well.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Scene Rating Scale:

9/9: Flawless! Outstanding scene!
8/9: Great scene! Totally Rewatchable!
7/9: Pretty good. Not as perfect as I expected though.
6/9: Decent. Doesn’t ruin the movie/episode.
5/9: Mid.
4/9: Pretty bad. One of the weakest scenes of the movie/episode.

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