Villain Dialogue #1: A Tale of Two Psychos · 4:31pm Oct 1st, 2021
*Lord Shen walks across the hallway as he contemplates on his next course of action, looking down on the floor*
LORD SHEN: I cannot stop now. I... I must fulfill my destiny by any means necessary... I must. That panda will not escape my clutches the next time we meet.
*Suddenly, he hears a loud noise behind him which instantly arrested his attention. He readied his blades in anticipation while focusing his sight on a potential intruder.*
LORD SHEN: Who goes there?! Show yourself!
*Suddenly, a bipedal creature in a purple and green suit who appeared to be a clown with yellow eyes, green hair, and red lips causally walked up to the surprised peacock as several wolves behind the former were choking with uncontrollable laughter.*
JOKER: Geez, what kind of welcoming committee you have here? I say hello, and those weird wolf guards get their panties in a twist! I wouldn’t be surprised if they literally do wear panties.
LORD SHEN: What the—who are you?! Where did you come from?!
JOKER: Me? I should be asking the same about you! You’re a talking peacock for crying out loud!
LORD SHEN: I am Shen, the new-coming ruler of all China! State your name and business... (stares at him puzzled) hairless, colorful monkey?
JOKER: Monkey? Do I look like a monkey to you? You’re confusing me with Gorilla Grodd! You can call me Joker. THE Joker! Here to give this strange world a wedgie like never before, baby! Hahahahaha!!
*Shen gazes at the mysterious clown with widen eyes, his curiosity getting the best of him.*
LORD SHEN: I’ve never seen a creature like you before. You look so... so—
JOKER: Oh, don’t be swayed by my good looks, Your Cockiness. I’m just a guy who wants to try something new for a change! Something bold and wicked! Actually, you look like the kind of guy who may need my help.
LORD SHEN: Oh?
JOKER: Don’t you see? I heard many things about you, peacock. Your paranoia, bloodthirst, and lust for power make one delightful fruitcake! Heh, my old friends in my world would tell you how much I... love fruitcake. (evilly smiles while wielding his blood-stained knife)
*Shen looks at him in disgust at first until he thought over his words*
LORD SHEN: You seem to be... a mad fellow with no regard for life. What are you?
JOKER: (Scoffs) You’re one to talk, coming from a birdbrain who killed countless pandas.
LORD SHEN: Wha—how do you know that?!
JOKER: I know everything, bird man. Believe me when I say that you and I can make great conquests together. Putting the smiles on everyone’s faces, laughing together, partying like there's no tomorrow! I’m sure your panda friend will get a taste of that. (smirks)
LORD SHEN: What do you ask in return?
JOKER: Oh, nothing much. I just like to see a new world burn with unstoppable craziness! (giggles)
LORD SHEN: I see. Well, you certainly look very resourceful. (looks at the dead smiling wolves behind Joker) But I warn you, if you try anything funny with me... (slips his blade out towards Joker's face)... you will be severely dwelt with. Am I clear, creature?
JOKER: Don't you worry, feather brain. No need to get ants in your pants--oh, wait, you're not an anteater. Never mind.
*The peacock overlord considers The Joker’s offer. After a few seconds, he smiles and shakes his hand... until he gets shocked*
LORD SHEN: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
JOKER: Whoops! Sorry, forgot to take it off! HAHAHAHAHA!!
LORD SHEN: That was not funny!
There you have it, folks! Next up is Joker's meeting with Scar for next time. What do you guys think of this?
Curse my bad eyesight.
5590040
Oh?
5590052
I can't see bright colors.
5590058
Oh, you’re partially color blind. I remember. I hope you liked it though.
5590066
Yeah, what I can make out is great.
5590070
Awesome. If you have any villain suggestions, let me know.
5590074
I will.
I have a villain suggestion or two. Spinel and Harley Quinn.
5590109
You can’t suggest villains from DC. Spinel I could work with though.
5590115
OK.
You´re welcome for the suggestion
5590173
Of course, thank you. I hope you enjoyed this.
5590227
I did
5590040
I realize something. Are you having day mode on? If so, that could explain why you couldn’t make out what the bright words said. You have to activate night mode so you can read clearly. I hope this helps.
5591989
I see.