1. Crack open the window so the neighbors wild animals can be heard and the breeze can come in.

2. Light a candle. That Good Homes kind of stuff with weird scents. (Latest candle was tropical breeze or some such nonsense.)

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I dunno I poked and annoyed my G-Docs enough that it basically started to delete my stuff? I think?

Idk, I restarted my Computer and accidentally wiped most of everything away.

No idea what I'm doing, but that said I saved a few things and lost tons others.

I'm just updating what I have soon, and try to fix everything later.

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Have a fun dance video.

Want to share ideas and talk to other authors? Are you a reader who wants to check out some stories before they're published? Do you want to put your story out there, but are worried what kind of reception it might have and would like feedback?

Then join this Discord chat!

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So I've been watching Bojack Horseman and I've been getting depressed, and like how you shouldn't do things when you're drunk, you probably shouldn't do things when you feel a bit depressed but hey. I don't have a job, I always fail to get a job and I don't get any art commissions, might as well do something that'll prove equally fruitless.

If you wanna just throw money at me, cool, if not then it's whatever.

https://www.gofundme.com/life-sucks-give-me-money-please

Yo. Just wanted to say that I'm not dead and haven't quit. Not really much to say other than some of the stuff I've been working on. There's a new chapter to The Worst of All Possible Worlds dropping some time soon as a prelude to a sequel. Wasn't originally planning on doing a sequel to TWoAPW. Probably shouldn't do a sequel. But I'm going to because—eh, why not?

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I'm 18 and I don't feel different.

Go me, on this day, the day of my birth, February 23rd. An adult most adults wont take seriously until I'm at least twenty three.

And no, I'm not creating a journal. Nay.

Just uncerative, slightly tired, whatnot.

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OMG, kid's asleep, I actually have free time, gaiz I'm freaking out, I dunno what to do, TIME IS TICKING!!!

In a way, I'm very uninventive. What kind of food do you eat when you don't feel like paying attention to it? Why something not bad, and my other priorities tend to make me, forget to apprieciate what I easily could. So much. And social stuff? Never much experienced the good of that.

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Whenever I feel sad or troubled, my friend, Mr. Jack Daniels, always helps.

There is progress in the writing department, though it is uneven. New chapter for Her Collar, Her Love is at 1,855 words. I feel like I could finish it today, but I kind of need solid quiet time to do that, and I'm just not getting it yet. If kiddo goes down for a nap, that'll be cool I guess? I kind of want to have time to play our new copy of Overwatch tonight, and whenever SmallCaliber naps, he stays up. Last night, for instance, he was up till 11pm. (Me and husbando bought Overwatch

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You've been warned.

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Pi = 3.14

March 14 = 3/14

My last blogpost was over a year ago.

At that time, I thought my production problems were largely due to being dosed with various types of medication, but since then the reality has sunk in:

Who am I writing this for?

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*juggling night shift and day shift*

*Literally starting to fall asleep behind the wheel because of how tired I am*

*Fuckiamsotiredallthetime*

"Oh don't worry, this will be the last week you'll have to juggle the shifts, we've got a guy taking over your position."

"Yay!"

*two weeks later*

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Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?

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Sorry guys, but the same day I posted my new story, Her Collar, Her Love, my whole family (myself included) fell ill. I also got distracted resuming work for the new Flarity collab that went up this week.

I'm feeling... Uh, well... WELL! I'm feeling. That ought to be enough in this life.

I'll get back on track this coming week hopefully.

I have a site domain, and apparently the entire damn thing was infected with malware. Fatcow took my site offline until I fixed it. Took me over an hour to manually remove everything, but I think I got it all. I just worry that my domain will be broken now. I was deleting A LOT of stuff. If the malware edited any important files... If I can't somehow update my sites through the admin dashboard, then I might be up shit's creek without a paddle.

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