yes, it's time for dead memes.

For those of you wondering, yes, I'm still around, and yes, I'm still very much on break. However, I will also say I'm cooking something up. What that is you'll just have to wait and see.

Otherwise, the month has been alright. Nothing too big, nothing too small, too busy, or too hectic. Just is.

Hope you all have been having a decent November.

Of all my stories, those that are emotionally driven get the best ratings here. Yes I'm trying out a thriller, and yes I will finish it, but emotional stories have the most impact. So what is my strategy when it comes to emotional stories? There are other theories out there and many of them might be good or even better, but this here is my own secret to making emotionally gripping stories, and I'm going to share it with anyone who reads.

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You guys are crazy.

So, uh... How about a celebration? No? Well fuck you, I'm doing it anyway.

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SCYTHEA
WHEN YOU'RE SMILING

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I know I already thanked you all, but again... Thank you! I truly appreciate that support and concern I got over the fics disappearance, but I also appreciate it that it's back up screaming at everyone from the front page and spreading joy... Mostly joy... some despair.

But really, you guys are the best.

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new chapter for You're Getting Better:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/373623/20/youre-getting-better/two-thumbs-and-a-pinkie
N O T D E A D B O Y Z

pink tax:

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Yes this is pointless because no one pays any attention to them, but let's get to the point.

Yes, I know how the shit and criticism with my stories work I can handle that, it's one of the ways it ties in with one of my previous blogs.(But no one ever reads them to know what the fuck is even going on with them or me for that matter.)

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For all you who request stories of yours to be reviewed by Moi I’m adding something new if you would like!

If you’re story is less then 15 chapters long I’ll review the individual chapters as well despite the amount of work it’ll take. And if you already have a story in my review file and you want me to do this comment “I choose option B!” And I will do so.

Yes, writing! That's a thing!

I DID THE THING! :D

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Hi.

If you think Putin's invasion of Ukraine is just or right, or even kinda balanced because you think there's a good excuse, go fuck yourself.

If you're a fan of people who think so (Trump, Tucker Carlson), go fuck yourself.

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It's Turkey day! And to my family, that means eating with our relatives and catching up with each other. Deviled eggs, ham, turkey, brocili casserole, the works.

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Chestnut Magnifico x A K Yearling.

They meet up on the set of the next Daring Do movie, and Yearling gives Chestnut some advice on how to play Daring more effectively... but as Chestnut learns more about Daring, she learns more about Yearling herself.

As some of you may already know, last year I developed a mild case of cat-ownership. This has had a decidedly negative effect on my productivity. Specifically, my ability to write tends to be impaired when the cat decides to lay on my hands while I'm typing, and I am not of a strong enough constitution to move his cute ass somewhere else. Additionally, while he doesn't strictly stop me from writing, he does make it awfully difficult to concentrate on what I'm doing. As such, his input

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Well, might as well say it now, or It won't be said till next year.

Happy Fourth of July, everyone.

And wishing you many more

I hope you like it! *Holds out cake with fourteen candles* Go ahead and make a wish

After the coitus... Shepherd stares up at the ceiling.

Shepherd: "Well... I just fucked an alien."

Twilight: *Happy sigh, cuddles him*

Shepherd: "And I'm probably going to do it again... And I'm okay with that."

Twilight: "We are called ponies you know."

Shepherd: "Alien is technically correct and it makes it easier."

Twilight: "Hmph. Impossible ape."

Shepherd: "Neurotic horse."

Later...

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