One day, Rainbow Dash had had enough of Twilight Sparkle's excessive rules and worrying, and made a decision.
Dash: "Oh for buck's sake! Here!" She shoves a bottle of vodka into Twilight's mouth and makes her chug it "THERE!"
Pinkie: "DASHIE!"
Dash: "Look, this is the easiest way to get her to relax! And the fastest! You know she'd just overcomplicate literally everything!"
 Twilight: "BWAH! Rainbow Dash! What the Tartarus is wrong with you?!"

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The Royal Guard cannot be everywhere. Therefore, keeping Equestria safe involves private contractors. So there are three orders of ponies that most ponies do not interact with on a day to day basis: The Monster Hunter Orders of Equestria.

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There are monsters so hated, so reviled by ponies that even thousands of years after they vanished, many ponies feel horror just looking at their pictures. For they represent dark times, well before the founding of Equestria. When all of ponykind was subjugated under a horrific, intelligent and powerful beast.

According to the Ancient Chronicle of Harmony:

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Given how many Human in Equestria stories there are, it's inevitable that certain patterns will pop up: Anon the Human, 20-30 years old, who just chills out and often gets laid. You can do this well, but there is so much more you can do with this concept. And while I've seen it a few times, here's a different take on it with Andrew Shepherd as a stand in:

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Every year, on her birthday, Princess Twilight Sparkle receives a visitor in a funny blue box. The Doctor, or Doctor Whooves. Every year, at the same time. They have tea, maybe a jump to another time or place, and then they return.

Finally, a thousand years after the events of the MLP Finale, Twilight finally asks the question.

Twilight: "... How do you do it?"

Doctor: "Hm?"

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Twilight wants to learn more about Earth Pony magic. She hears about an Earth Pony convention that's rather exclusive where many experts in Earth pony magics do meet. She gets to go because she's a princess and she's best friends with Pinkie Pie and Applejack, whose families go to the convention every year. It's for magic demonstrations and tournaments. Rainbow Dash gets dragged along.

Dash: "Ugh... This is gonna be soooo boring."

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I just put together a short list of a few types of Undead (or close enough) that might work in Equestria. And allow you some interesting enemies to deal with:

Here are a few undead types that could work in Equestria:

-A Lich. A body with the soul forcibly bound to it and locked onto this plane of existence. The physical body still deteriorates though so it's not a pretty picture.

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Let's say that Twilight Sparkle's battle with Starlight Glimmer produced one more timeline: One where things didn't exactly go wrong, but they did go very differently.

Twilight in this case gives Rainbow Dash a boost to get through Starlight's interference. The Sonic Rainboom still happens, which is good. The bad news?

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Thanks to Big Mac, Spike and Discord's O&O sessions, Twilight gets the idea to try training and simulating different scenarios for the Elements of Harmony and their allies to Live Action Role Play. And of course, one of those is What If Twilight Turned Evil?

Twilight: "BWAHAHAHAHA! BOW BEFORE ME, PITIFUL MORTALS! KISS MY HOOVES! I AM NOW YOUR QUEEN!"

Pinkie: "Wow Twilight, you're really taking to this!

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There's an eternal question throughout the fandom, with many different answers: "What do Ponies do with their poop?" But has anyone tried to make a plot out of it? Well... If they have, I don't know about it. But here's my take on this:

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As a tweak to the canon, it turns out that Celestia and Luna were not the only alicorns... They're just the only ones who didn't go insane or evil. They had eight siblings, mares and stallions, who were all alicorns but fell apart when faced with the challenges of their powers or life in general. Luna and Celestia sealed them up before they could do any real harm and gradually they were forgotten...

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I decided to write up the full legend:

Grogar had three sons, whom he named Takam, Heidrun, and Yang (each after a goat deity). He gifted them each a bit of his power and gave them responsibility over each tribe of Ponies. But eventually, each fell in love with a mare of each tribe, married her, and had children.

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Twilight Sparkle is in Golden Oaks Library, hoping to get away from the hardcore partying on the night of the Summer Sun Festival. She goes downstairs, fumbling in the dark as her horn isn't casting much light.

Also, Pinkie Pie is bouncing after her.

Pinkie: "So did you like the hot sauce prank? I can make it hotter if you'd like! Or get you vodka! You look like a vodka drinker!"

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https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Lucky_Clover

Lucky Clover: The pony whose cutie mark is based on luck. On some days, his luck is the best in the universe! Everything comes up Lucky Clover!

On other days, his luck is the kind that drives a pony to drink.

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Been a while since I did one of these, huh? Well I work at UPS as a supervisor, so as you might imagine, I've been very, very busy. And I'm only going to get busier. So I will use what creative energy I can when I can.

It is popular in Sparity fics to have Rarity "lend" Spike out to other females who pine after our favorite drake. But why simply lend him out? Why not pimp him out? Spike is understandably a bit upset when he learns this, and when he confronts her...

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After that impressive demonstration, Dash and Twilight were both even more eager to explore the rest of the convention! So the Mane 6 split up to look around. But not before talking to Maude Pie and Cloudy Quartz.

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In the past, each tribe of Ponies developed their own way of controlling the sun and Moon (or making replacements). The unicorns just got there first.

The Earth ponies constructed a gigantic Stonehenge like structure to channel their magic through to move the sun and moon. Or rather, move the Earth itself around the other bodies.

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Finally, the happy day arrives, and Twilight and Shepherd go to the hospital. Twilight is breathing hard, as she goes through labor. Shepherd squeezes her hoof comforting as Nurse Redheart stands on the other side of the bed.

Nurse Redheart: “Don’t worry Princess, you’re doing fine. You’re already dilating, which is very good! Now, we’ll start with the low intensity pain killers and then apply the higher grade stuff as you-”

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One Hearts and Hooves Day, Princess Twilight is feeling very down due to being single. Dash somehow gets Flash Sentry to visit from the Crystal Empire to considering becoming head of Twilight's guard, and they hit it off immediately. Rarity is impressed... And then mystified when she learns that even more couples in Ponyville have gotten together thanks to Rainbow Dash!

How can this be?! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Rarity looms over Dash's bed in the middle of the night

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Based on an idea by my friend Fusion Blaster, a concept for a romantic comedy starring Applejack:

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