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Andrew Joshua Talon


Just a fellow traveler...

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  • Sunday
    Short Hand: Rarity and Spike

    Just an older snippet I will probably repurpose for Short Hand eventually.

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    Spike is helping Rarity with her work. Ever since Twilight ascended and Shepherd's helped coach him through controlling his greed, he's become taller and bigger. And in many eyes, far more handsome.

    Spike: "Here, this is the needle you want."

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  • Sunday
    Short Hand: Missed Opportunity

    Shepherd is fixing some plumbing in Rarity's shop while Twilight and Rarity work on a dress, with Spike hoping accessories up.

    Rarity: "Darling, something just occurred to me. You were in Canterlot when dear Shepherd was discovered, were you not?"

    Twilight: "Oh, I was!"

    Rarity: "Then how did you and Spike never meet him?"

    Twilight: "Ah... Well..."

    Flashback...

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  • Sunday
    Short Hand: Trusting Chaos

    One night, while Shepherd is reading at home... He hears some bells ringing, and then his walls turn purple. He sighs, and closes his eyes tightly.

    Discord: "Guess who?"

    Shepherd: "Not in the mood."

    Discord: "Aw, why must you be so hurtful, Shepherd? After all, I am reformed! Fluttershy said so herself!"

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  • Saturday
    Short Hand: The Dark Emperor Shepherd 8

    Shining Armor slowly came to, and took quick notes on his situation: His horn had a magic resistant ring around it, he was tied up, and he was sitting in a chair. No doubt he was about to be interrogated and tortured by the Evil Dark Emperor Shepherd.

    Shepherd: "Oh hey, he's coming around!"

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  • 1 week
    Short Hand: The Dark Emperor Shepherd 7

    At Canterlot Palace, Shepherd is pacing back and forth and trying not to trip over his own cape.

    Blueblood: "The entire Crystal Empire fleet is heading this way, Your Dreadfulness."

    Shepherd: *groans* "Oh good! More pressure! I don't suppose we could just tell Shining this is all a wacky sitcom plot?"

    Raven: "Alas my Dark Lord, he is unlikely to believe you."

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Jun
30th
2020

Plot Bunny Theater: Simulations of Evil · 4:59am June 30th

Thanks to Big Mac, Spike and Discord's O&O sessions, Twilight gets the idea to try training and simulating different scenarios for the Elements of Harmony and their allies to Live Action Role Play. And of course, one of those is What If Twilight Turned Evil?

Twilight: "BWAHAHAHAHA! BOW BEFORE ME, PITIFUL MORTALS! KISS MY HOOVES! I AM NOW YOUR QUEEN!"

Pinkie: "Wow Twilight, you're really taking to this!

Twilight: "I am not Twilight Sparkle. I am Midnight Star! Now my leviathan. Show these fools what music you can make!"

Spike: "You know Twilight, sometimes I think you just look for excuses for me to become giant."

Twilight: "... Yes...?"

Spike: "Oh, that wasn't a complaint. Just an observation."

Twilight: "Ah, of course. Now, Spikezilla, DESTROY THEM! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Spike: "I do get to keep the pretty ones for myself right?"

Twilight: "Well, that was our evil agreement."

Spike: "FOR WE ARE EVIL!"

Rarity has fainted

AJ: "Pfft. Size queen."

Rarity: "I HEARD THAT!"

Twilight: "ALL HALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!"

And of course... Twilight wins repeatedly when she's playing at being evil.

Luna: "So she trampled them again huh?"

Celestia: " I am so glad I found her first... she is way too good at being evil."

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Comments ( 8 )

It’s good to be bad

AJ: "Pfft. Size queen."

Rarity: "I HEARD THAT!"

Oof :rainbowlaugh:

Twiilight's terrifyingly competent no matter what goals she pursues. Being evil just means she has more options available.

Something tells me Twilight has a few issues locked away...

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Try a lifetime subscription. :twilightsheepish:

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I am suddenly reminded of something my grandad used to say.

"They got more issues than the damn New York Times on a Sunday".

AJ then gets surprised when Spike grabs her alongside Rarity.

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One I heard is, 'They don't have issues. They have a lifetime subscription, complete with special collector's issue and scented floral inserts.'

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