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Andrew Joshua Talon

Just a fellow traveler...

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  • Thursday

    Regardless of your circumstances or nationality, take a moment to be thankful for what you have, and what Providence has yet to grant you. Hope is all people have in the end, so cherish and nourish it, no matter your circumstances, to live life with gratitude and faith.

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  • 2 weeks
    Plot Bunny Theater: Favors

    Applejack: "Hmmm... Twilight? Ah heard yer keen on mah brother."

    Twilight: "Wha-I-I'm not-I don't-!"

    Applejack gives Twilight a knowing glance. Twilight just blushes, and then slowly nods.

    Applejack: "Ah'm willin' to give you two a chance...In exchange fer a favor or two with the princess."

    Twilight: "Are you-Are you pimping out your brother?!"

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  • 3 weeks
    Short Hand: Monster Slayer

    Luna visited Shepherd in his dreams, as she often did.

    Shepherd: "Mm? What can I do for you, Your Majesty?"

    Luna: "it's a special request, really. I need your help."

    Shepherd: "Eh? My help?"

    Luna: "Yes. Would you like to help me?"

    Shepherd: "It would help to know what I would be helping you with."

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  • 5 weeks
    Real Life Update

    Been sick with the flu and other things for the past week. And I got obsessed with Naruto again. So writing will be slowed for a bit. Sorry.

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  • 6 weeks
    Short Hand: Aftermath of Science

    Shepherd: "Twiliiiiight! What the hell-Where did all these bits come from?!"

    He gestures to the pile of gold bits on the kitchen table.

    Twilight: "Ummmm..." taps her hooves together "I asked for donations from all the research participants... I set fifty bits as the minimum donation and well..."

    Shepherd: "... If I didn't know any better, I would swear you were pimping me out."

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Plot Bunny Theater: Sparity Generosity · 5:23pm Oct 31st, 2020

Been a while since I did one of these, huh? Well I work at UPS as a supervisor, so as you might imagine, I've been very, very busy. And I'm only going to get busier. So I will use what creative energy I can when I can.

It is popular in Sparity fics to have Rarity "lend" Spike out to other females who pine after our favorite drake. But why simply lend him out? Why not pimp him out? Spike is understandably a bit upset when he learns this, and when he confronts her...

Spike: "You seriously pimped me out to all our female friends? Why?!"

Rarity: "Well I was there for more than half of those encounters so I was also pimping myself out-"

Spike: "That doesn't answer the question! I feel used and abused Rarity!"

Rarity: "Oh my darling. I'm sorry. Here, let me show you. It was going to be a surprise but... Well, here."

Rarity takes him into their bedroom. On the bed is a pile of gold and jewels, with the ruby Spike gave her so long along on the top. She smiles lovingly at Spike.

Rarity: "I did all this so we would have a big pile of gold to make love on. And hopefully make our first child. But I didn't want to just ask for the gold, I wanted to give something in return. Do you forgive me?"

Spike: "... Completely. And on that note, SPIKE WANT!"

Rarity: "WOOHOO!"

If you have a Sparity fic with this premise, or want to write one, this could work as a decent ending don't you agree?

Comments ( 3 )

But why simply lend him out? Why not pimp him out?

The answer is the difference between a gift and a bribe.

Rarity pimping Spike out? I wonder, is this normal for ponies and/or dragons? And if the latter is Garble getting 'rented out' -- wait, why would I even want to know that??

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