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Andrew Joshua Talon


Just a fellow traveler...

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  • Saturday
    Movie Review: Belle

    https://www.movietickets.com/movie/belle/2b36e9d3-52e7-368c-ab88-5ae13cf62d51

    Find a theater near you showing it, and go watch it. It is a beautifully animated, well directed movie with wonderful music. Go see it! You won't be disappointed!

    3 comments · 71 views
  • 2 weeks
    Short Hand: Human Mating Rituals

    Shepherd has finished his morning training with Chewie. He walks up to his house, where the Elements of Harmony are relaxing in his backyard.

    Shepherd: sigh "Why do you always hang out in my backyard?"

    Pinkie: "You don't change your locks often enough!"

    Dash: "Wow Pinkie. Just going out with that?"

    Pinkie: "It's a joke, silly! Shepherd knows this!"

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    3 comments · 518 views
  • 2 weeks
    Short Hand: Pony Fever

    A number of stallions trot up to Shepherd as he has a hard cider with Big Macintosh.

    Shepherd: "Hey guys. What can I do for you?"

    Lucky: "We want your body fluids!"

    Shepherd: "Pardon?"

    Caramel: "Well... Basically, we want to know why you're so attractive to mares!"

    Thunderlane: "Stop stealing our mares, you jerk! You got pony fever, boy! PONY FEVER!"

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    8 comments · 432 views
  • 2 weeks
    Plot Bunny Theater: Ascension

    Alicorn ascension is a subject for a lot of fics, and it can be done badly. But it could also be done in interesting ways. For instance, by accident.

    An Earth pony family digs deep into the Earth Pony Magic during foalbirth. Tapping into the magic of the Earth, as far as they can to keep their foal alive. And when he comes out, the foal... Ascended into an alicorn.

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    5 comments · 248 views
  • 3 weeks
    The Sentencing of Shepherd

    Shepherd is held in chains in front of Celestia in an Equestrian court.

    Celestia: "Andrew Shepherd! You stand accused of breaking hearts and leading on many needy mares!"

    Shepherd: "Wha-That's a crime?!"

    Celestia: "IT IS NOW!"

    Luna: "HEAR HEAR!"

    Fluttershy: "YEAH! I-I mean, um... yeah!"

    Applejack: "Ya man whore!"

    Dash: "Oblivious stallion!"

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    8 comments · 568 views
Jun
28th
2020

Plot Bunny Theater: Bouncing Baby 4 · 5:53am Jun 28th, 2020

Finally, the happy day arrives, and Twilight and Shepherd go to the hospital. Twilight is breathing hard, as she goes through labor. Shepherd squeezes her hoof comforting as Nurse Redheart stands on the other side of the bed.

Nurse Redheart: “Don’t worry Princess, you’re doing fine. You’re already dilating, which is very good! Now, we’ll start with the low intensity pain killers and then apply the higher grade stuff as you-”

Twilight: "I'm sure I don't need drugs. I can do this naturally!”

Shepherd: “Um… Sweetie? Are you sure about this? I mean, really sure?”

Redheart: “This is your first delivery, after all. The drugs will help.”

Twilight: “No, I am absolutely sure! I can handle this. I’ve handled much worse!”

Five minutes later...

Twilight has become a black abomination of horror and is blasting things with magic and smashing ponies through the walls-Including the father of her child

Twilight: "THE DARK ONE APPROACHES! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!"

Shepherd: "GIVE HER THE DRUGS! GIVE HER THE DRUGS!"

Twilight is held down by three orderlies that look like the Getter team as drugs are injected into her.

Twilight: "YOUR MORTAL SHELLS WILL BE BROKEN BY MY AGONIZING SPLENDOR!!!"

Shepherd: "GIVE HER MORE DRUGS!"

Nurse Redheart pulls out a tranquilizer gun and fires multiple shots into Twilight. She slowly settles down, returning to her normal form as she twitches and groans in the bed. Shepherd is dropped onto his face next to her.

Shepherd: “... Ow…”

Twilight: "... Dear... Next time I say no to drugs... I NEED DRUGS."

Shepherd: “Yes dear…”

Comments ( 6 )

Say no to drugs!

Unless that would make you transform into some sort of demonic entity.

GIVE HER ALL OF THE DRUGS!

Huh, this is the second story I’ve read where a pregnant Twilight went demonic lol.

An SCP-231 event is in progress. Begin Procedure 110-Montauk to stabilise containment. :twilightoops:

The mistake of most new mothers. Remember, "Drugs are good. M'kay."

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