I have somehow managed to entice one-hundred humans into clicking the follow button. This pleases me. To celebrate, I shall do...

something.
That's about as much as I've got at the moment. I am open to suggestions, however.

I have decided on what ponies to use for my story. After looking into some of the potential characters and listening to some suggestions on the forum I had made a decision to use bacon pone aka Sunlight Shimmer, book horse 2.0 aka Moon Dancer, Colgate aka Minuette ,and derpy for entertainment purposes. They will be the familiar faces mixed with the few ponutsteels (o.c.'s) I make to pull together my team of pony R&D team. Other familiar faces will be used as well but this will be the base core

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Those of you that actually pay attention to the drivel that runs out of my head and onto the screen on occasion know that I love my metaphors. Metaphors are a great way to talk about things without actually talking about them. Great stuff for indirect communicators.Which is why I was so very, very drawn to White Wolf’s Changeling: The Lost setting. On the surface, it’s a world of darkness role-playing game. You get to play people who were abducted by the True Fae and taken to another

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Alright, it's high time I did another Top Shelf blog. These are always tricky to do because I haven't read these recently, and on rereads I always find I've forgotten a lot of important things, the sorts of things I need to remember for these blogs. That's why I was so lazy on "If Horses Had Gods" and pretty much just copy/pasted my story comments. So let's go with the easiest one I have left to do, since the others are both HUGE. This one I can at least skim through to remind myself of what's

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i wrote some shit

non mlp shit

its not that great

wanna read that shit?

words ahead

tell me why its shit

They say time began with but a single whisper. A small, insignificant word the shook the endless void of darkness, awakening something that had long since lain dormant until that day.

A stirring occurred and in moments, what was nothing became everything.

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Journeyman

Christmas
It's that time again.
The time for the magic of family and adorable kittens.
And let's not forget the horse porn.
I know you're not actually there: this is for a blog post
But if you are there and not responding, fuck you
Still, doubt rampant horse porn of princess will get me top box

Pizor

Lol its 4am you shmuck

Journeyman

Motherfucker you ruined my copypasta

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Hello! Here's the last part of my first playthrough for the new XCOM DLC, unfortunately I haven't had the time to play the second mission yet, but at least I've finished this one!

Warning: I get annoyed.

In other, non-video game news:

Ranger

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so i just learned that LDS temples had rentable temple clothes AND A FREAKING CONCESSION STAND

WHAT???

I mean, just read John 2:13, like

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE

WHY?

God damn now I'm really confused...

I am crying now. "I'm with You" by Avril Lavigne is from 2002? "Lose Yourself", "Heaven", "A Thousand Miles"?! Some of these aren't surprising, but still!
When I turn 30 I'm gonna go insane because these songs will be only ghosts. And what about 80s hits? "Hey Jude" and "Heaven is a Place on earth?" Will they fade into obscurity as this world develops?! WHY?!

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It's been a while since this episode aired, and I'm noticing more and more recent stories that seem to be covering this.

I guess I'm wondering what took so long. Also Twilight has many more embarrassing moments than when she was pancake.

Trying to write clop...

Why's it so hard to write in first person?

Ugh!

...

Yeah, I'm writing clop...

WHOOO!

Not saying for what though~

This is real. This is not a joke. This isn't trolling, subversive comedy/art or role-playing. This is no example of one man's psychosis, a desperate lone wolf no one agrees with who has zero political and social power. It's no mere sexual fantasy, and thus taints all claims of sexual fantasy and makes it very dark.

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I always found it weirdly amazing when people said “you can’t make a character in diapers be badass”. It’s a weird sentiment, because, for me, the attire isn’t all that important when it comes to badassery. Take One Piece’s Senor Pink, who is a grown man wearing diapers and a bonnet, and is probably one of the most badass characters this series has produced.

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Aight, ladies and gentlemen, lads an' lassies,
Me feel like the time for this post is high.

This here piece is all about some honest fun me was apokin' at them cons and con artists; kinda much inspired with them Stainless Steel Rat saga, made by H. Harrison; tis mighty fine read, mesay, come check that out.

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So. Last book. Here we go.

Clinginess Meter: 0

I hate hate hate hate hate these prefaces. How not to do prologues. Skipping.

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The moment Bella wakes up, she realizes she can everything much more clearly than she could as a human. Everything’s sharply-defined and she can notice things that were too small before. It’s an interesting idea, but like many interesting ideas in this series, it’s botched. Like in this description:

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Source.

After the success of Spider-Man Homecoming, Sony decided to continue production on their Spider-Man-less Cinematic Universe and after Venom and Silver/Black (A Black Cat/Silver Sable film), I think they've finally reached a new low to try making it work.

Cause after I thought they canned this, it seems Sony's bringing up this character again.

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It's an idea I've been poking around since about 2012, but I was just never in the right mood or mindset to get the right feel to it. However, this particular iteration I think at last captures the tone. A Royal Guard and a little maid meet during a rainy day and find they don't mind sharing the little portable shelter on their way to the Castle.

Here's a peek at it:

Under My Umbrella

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As Bella and Edward drive home from Port Angeles, they begin discussing Edward’s mind-reading. Bella brings up why he can’t hear her thoughts, and Edward admits he doesn’t know.

”The only guess I have is that maybe your mind doesn’t work the same way the rest of theirs do. Like your thoughts are on the AM frequency and I’m only getting FM.”

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Bella and Edward share some weak lovey-dovey flirting in biology class. It seems like the teacher had the class watch a movie just so Bella and Edward wouldn’t be interrupted while gazing into each others’ eyes. When school’s done, they leave to see a bunch of people clustered around Rosalie’s car, proving once again that people trying to hide out shouldn’t be driving flashy cars, you idiots.

“What kind of car is that?” I asked.

“An M3.”

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