Pro at Cons: Explanatory

Aight, ladies and gentlemen, lads an' lassies,
Me feel like the time for this post is high.

This here piece is all about some honest fun me was apokin' at them cons and con artists; kinda much inspired with them Stainless Steel Rat saga, made by H. Harrison; tis mighty fine read, mesay, come check that out.

Back to business, tho; me frankly can't make heads or tails in whatever 'instant disliek' trickz them lads an' lassies r pulling; me say, be generous, give that one there a shot! Me tried me hardest to keep the stuff clean an' nice. Aye, steamy moments ho, and also some porter language present, although everything 'ere is quite much justified.

So, me ain't askin' much: give that there part a shot. And, well, tis might be quite amuch o' me askin', tho: whence y'all r givin' a 'dizliek cuz me can do' - askin' ahumbly t' put some o'yers precious time t' at least give a critique. Even spanning as 'ur OC sux toes maet'.
Me'd much appreciate that.
Really.

And aye, sum plans art abrewin' in me noggin on makin' the stuff at least a dilogy (or, giggle 'ere, a trilogy); why not, mesay?