So I saw horsemovie2017 yesterday, and like everyone who's seen it, I've got my own set of thoughts on it. I won't be touching on things in too much detail, and this certainly isn't going to be an analytical follow-up; what's provided below are simply my impressions, what I think the movie did well, and what I thought it did wrong. Put as much weight into them as you want, because everybody has different opinions, and these are the opinions of an author who is in love with the mere concept of

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There was a trailer for Rainbow Horses: The Movie. It was good.

And by good I mean OH MY GOD I LOVED IT

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I rented the movie on DVD this weekend and watched it for the second time ever. Since I saw it without any young ones to distract me, there are some parts that jumped out at me that I missed the first time, so I'd like to talk about them here.

The Big Things

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As a cartoon connoisseur, I know when an animated movie is going to be so bad it threatens to melt faces like Raiders of the Lost Ark, but I saw a second of the intro and I thought, well, I need to watch this for the animation. I put the movie on mute and started watching, so here is the entire plot of the movie!

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Dear Hasbro,

First of all, I'd like to say thank you for making the MLP movie. It released today, and the Walmart edition comes with its own free water bottle. It was very thoughtful of you to make that an option. I do love me a good water bottle, especially a short one in bright girly colors.

There is, however, a slight problem with it. So, from a humble customer's perspective, and this is just my opinion: whoever designed it, and finalized that design? Fire them.

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We covered the characters, now it's time to cover the songs of the movie. I will not be counting the ponyfication of "We Got The Beat", because it's not an original song composed for the movie (and in my opinion it's a pretty lazy way to open the movie, what would've been wrong with an instrumental opening?). That means there's a total of seven songs to count. And obviously, the rankings are a reflection of my personal opinion. So don't get upset if a song you really liked is low on the list,

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I think the single positive note of this movie is going to be Jim Carrey, who seems to have his 90's comedy back.

Everything else is going to be laughably bad.

I mean for fuck's sake, of all the music you have at your disposal for the debut trailer, they chose Gangsta's Paradise.

"Ohh I gotcha, I gotcha! We're being intrepidacious-WE'RE OUT TO DISCOVA!!"

Before I saw Wind River, there was Hell or High Water.

A movie best described as a "neo-Western heist film," Hell or High Water is the story of two brothers in West Texas, Toby Howard (Chris Pine) and Tanner (Ben Foster), who carry out a series of bank robberies in order to have the money needed to save Toby's ranch from foreclosure. Hunting down the two robbers are a pair of Texas Rangers, Marcus Hamilton (played by Jeff Bridges) and Alberto Parker (Gil Birmingham).

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No I cannot do this! I will not! Oh what foul way for a bird to die! I do not want to get beak cancer! My lungs are blackened!!

Just in case some of you haven't seen it
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OHHHH~! A pirates life is a wonderful l-l-life! You'll find adventure and sport but live every minuet for all that is in it! The life of a pirate is shooooOOORRRRT!! Oh the liiiiife-BANG!!!

Blows smoke Now let me see, where was I?

What’s up, Kemosabes? AMU back in the house.

Today, I will be reviewing Mr. Holmes.

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So, it turns about that the Mulan remake tanked. Yeah, that hurts. I know I shouldn’t take it personally, but I kinda do. You see, the two biggest contributors to my enjoyment of a work of fiction are if a story or its characters are able to connect with me on a personal level or if they end up offending me on a personal level. I mean, there are other contributors, but those are the ones that have the most influence on my opinion. However, because I connect to my favorite

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Been a long time since I last wrote a review. For those of you who are still interested in that, I am planning on giving an overview of my thoughts on the second half of Season 7 once it finishes. For now, here's my thoughts on the highly anticipated MLP movie (spoiler-free since it just came out)!

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Especially the main character.

Just a thought.

The level of fake and mixed with murderous intent.

Well that's just fun.

Some characters are living Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Some are living American Psycho

Soooo, just finished watching the new movie, and...I liked it! I liked it a lot more than I thought I would, actually.

Is it perfect? No, of course not. No movie is truly perfect. But what ANG lacks in perfection it makes up for in heart, adorableness, fun, humor, great characters, stunning animation, beautiful visuals, and a great setup for what promises to be a fantastic new generation of ponies that'll make the Mane 6 proud.

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8). The Last Knight

7). Revenge of the Fallen

6). Age of Extinction

5). Transformers (2007)

4). Bumblebee

3). Beast Hunters: Predacons Rising

2). Dark of the Moon

1). The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

Original Release Date: March 24th, 1972
(Honest to God, had no idea when this came out til last night when I was watching the Oscars and decided to look up when it came out. Yes I'm surprised.)

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Great Russian authors have a reputation for being wordy. Yuri Norstein, director of Ёжик в тумане (Hedgehog in the Fog), is not. There are words, and they are important; but there aren't many. It's a 10-minute stop-motion-and-animation film "about" a hedgehog lost in fog. But like Tony Earley said and I stole, "A story is about a thing and another thing." In a poll of 140 animators at the 2003 Laputa Animation Festival for the best

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