No, I'm a psychotic genius!!!

Oof, ouch, a failed reboot.

EI Think I Summoned a Ponk: The Arrival of Derp

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Quite self explanatory.

• Pinkie
• Derpy
• Anon

TheMajorTechie · 2.9k words  ·  9  3 · 476 views

Not much else to say, let's get started. I wanna spotlight some OCs and get back to writing horsewords.

“Go back to sleep, Pinkie.” I groaned. It was a Saturday, and on days like these, sleep was golden.

I stand by this as fact.

I cracked an eye ope--

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I find this debate highly laughable because of the painfully common misconception, but the first time you ever saw my name and HAVEN'T heard my voice yet, and judging from my female OC, did you think I was a guy or a girl?

A couple of my friends have been mistaken as females due to their female OCs, and I'm genuinely curious to see whether or not the same mistake was made on my part by somebody who hasn't heard my voice yet nor discovered me revealing my true gender.

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I'm super stoked to finally publish something after so long. Give it a read and let me know what you guys think!

I have a possibly uncomfortable question for all of you:

How does EqG-humanoid body hair work?

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This is a blog I've been meaning to write for quite some time, as you may have gathered from the story tag. It's an explanation for my choices when associating the Elements of Harmony with the colors of card game magic. If you have no interest in me connecting Equestrian thaumology and Magic color philosophy (or how my thought process generally runs when planning a crossover,) then I'll see you next week. Everyone else, read on as I plumb new depths of nerdery.

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Ok so I got caught up on twitter, dumb idea do not recommend it, and then this pandemic hit and everything else. First, I am not 100% in the moment and I think I am suffering with a bit of depression and writers block. Which I guess was evident. Anyway, I am really hoping fir a gen fiction but I guess thats been no go?

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Well hello there!

Just wanted to di a quick update to let y’all know I’m still working on Chapter 12, though work remains a constant thorn in my side. Regardless I have been making progress and will hopefully have something ready to upload relatively soon.

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I've been getting requests for my FiM anthology Lovely Darkness, so I'm making it available again. Please read the complex mess below if interested.

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I’ve finally started posting stuff again. Like I said, I’ll try to submit at least one a week until I’m completely done. Hope you enjoy the stories and chapters I’ve written for you!

My 21 followers are getting something great today.

I don’t know, but you may have noticed that my favorites are a little different, I only favor the best of the best.

So, what constitutes the best of the best? Well, I’m here to organize my favorites from least to greatest, and how they’ve affected me and/or why they are my favorites.

Disclaimer: I will act like you have read some of these, just warning you. SPOILERS AHEAD!

16: The Vinyl Scratch Tapes- Corey_

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Something something Opaline something.

Yes, I did block you on purpose, and it's not just that you personally insulted me, or believe in different things.

I blocked you because you combine a firehosing of illogical opinions masquerading as facts with a deep and profound lack of respect for anyone who disagrees with you.

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You know what we haven't done in a while? TINY EXCEPT TIME!

From the upcoming Pinkie Loves Bacon Bits:

“Huh…?” Sunset swallowed. “Is that a cutie mark?”

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Hmmm...

"Love at first sight"

Hmmm....

Ok XD I imagine that Trixie after gaining her first, best friend would be little possessive of her, especially around Starlight's childhood friend- Sunburst. But I think their relationship would develop with time...long time...

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“So I’m standing there, right? Everypony is smiling and looking at me, and I have my lucky bowtie with me. Everything was going exactly as planned, down to the last detail.” Pinkie Pie took a bite out of the cupcake in her hoof and swallowed without chewing. “So I get the microphone, yes? And I take a deep breath? And nothing comes out!”

Lyra gasped and covered her mouth with a hoof.

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help i didn't want to write celestia/luna tension bUT I DID HELP

Or if you're not Danish, do you know anyone who is? <.<

Because I just found out gåsebryst exists and I want a recipe that I don't have to Google Translate.

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