If you are looking for a tragic little story about a certain pink pony, take a look at my new story entitled; Diane's Letter: The Last Piece of Pie.

A big shout out to Crow for all the help they gave me with the story. XD

Okay, I've been experimenting creating YouTube readings via the magic of automatic text-to-speech engines, and here's what I came up with.

Listen to that super-sexy robot voice!

(There are subtitles, but you need to click the little gear button on the YouTube player to enable them.)

Sweet Christmas came early. I think that was the best possible thing.

MAUD MAUD MAUD MAUD MAUD MAUD MAUD MAUD MAUD... MAUD!!!!

It's always so awesome to see Maud! From her first appearance, I've had the deepest of crushes for Maud Pie! And if you're wondering, no, I don't view her and Negasonic as the same person. Maud's NEVER on her phone! But, let's begin: Pinkie is on a trip for her PSSSD (Pie Sister surprise Swap day) with Maud, and Rarity is with her to open a new boutique. Huh... interesting, soon, she's gonna be ballin' like me!

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"Your turn."

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Okay, so, I got a very belated like on a post I made to the Onyx Path forums back in 2014, which was a followup to a followup of a typo concerning one of the Yozis from Exalted - namely, Cecelyne, the Endless Desert.

(Yeah, you can see where this is going.)

I quote:

Originally posted by hippokrene

"That's right, assholes, Cecelyne is back and all Creation shall know the horror of heart disease and type 2 diabetes."

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(This post is also going to people who have Twinkie bookmarked, because pink pony.)

My brother-in-law mentioned that he was taking his family to visit the Pink Pony. So I googled it.

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Before I start, let's set some criteria of what I think is a good romance and what I think is a bad one - besides the obvious ones like Twilight.

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Pink bounces right up to your computer screen with an happy smile upon her face. "Hey umm... So Sunrise is gonna go for a Memory for a bit. Buttttt” Pink pauses to giggle and smiles directly at you, so cheery it's infectious. “How do you like the story? I mean I know you can't talk to me but maybe leave a comment about your favorite part so far. Also the part you hated the most." Pink winks and snickers as she starts to reach through the screen.

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Chapter 3 is in editing, and its my longest chapter yet.
Coming in at just over 7k words yo.
This was by far the most difficult chapter to write so far. I hope its okay...

Oooooh this story is about to heat up!

Hello Everypony,

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Yes, I know I slowed down a bit in making a new chapter, but I finally did it. It wasn't an easy one to write, though. I have 3-4 stories in my head right now. That's not to add writing job as well, so you can see how much I've been doing and thinking on any given day. But this new chapter is much longer, and hopefully more satisfying. Hopefully I'll be able to make the next chapter this week. No promises though. I might get the inspiration somehow to make a lighter fanfic with Pinkie and

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I feel bad for not writing anything on here when everyone else already has... so here's my first blog post.
Also, totally check out my new story The Other Side. My writing isn't the best, but I'm trying, and I have greats things planned for it. Stay tuned!

Pinkie Pie: "SHEPHERD!"

Shepherd: "ACK! How did you get into my closet?"

Pinkie Pie: "I snuck in!"

Shepherd: "I locked my doors and windows."

Pinkie Pie: "I picked the lock!"

Shepherd: "And I put a baby gate on the stairs."

Pinkie Pie: "That was fun to get around!"

Shepherd: "Okay... And now onto the better question: WHY did you get into my closet?"

Pinkie Pie: "To surprise you, silly!" *Blows a party horn*

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Remember that episode Too Many Pinkie Pies? Where Pinkie Pie cloned herself silly by using the Mirror Pool? I feel like making a clopfic about Anon (a human) with Pinkie Pie and the Mirror Pool. And of course, the Pinkie Pies will grow bigger too, along with cloning themselves continuously.

I once did a story about Too Many Pinkie Pies (more or lesscancelled) but had no human to worship the growing pink ponies. The story was called Too Many Grow Pinkie Pies.

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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So I have decided to drop the artefact storyline from the story plus I rewrote much of the chapter "Anon-a-Miss Slips Up" I hope everyone enjoys this new direction.

Purdy good Dashie, AJ, and Pinkie.

(imgur doesn't want to give image links for stuff you find in other people's libraries, apparently.)

Guess there's no more reason to continue the suspense, so for those of you who are keeping up with Pinkamena: The Game, please enjoy chapter 11 today, entitled "His Eyes Uncovered". Make sure you get your sleuthing ducks in a row before you read this one as it essentially terminates the mystery - but the thriller portion of the story is not yet concluded!

Thanks readers, have fun!