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Merrificent Merr, I hope you're ready, because here comes two hours of questionable questions!

One - What is your favorite meal, snack, or foodstuff that is really unhealthy but so friggin' delicious?

Two - What is the biggest or weirdest fear that you have?

Three - Why is Bagged Milk the Best Milk?

Four - What is your one annoying habit?

Five - What's the theme song for your sex life?

Six - Watch Anime by chance? If so, what are your favorites? -- Bonus points if you're a fan of Durarara!!

Seven - Just how big is your porn stash?

Eight - Who is your Wafiu or Husbando, and why are they so shit?

1. Whats your favorite video game?
2. whats your favorite boss fight?
3. have you accepted skeletor the master of the universe into your heart?
4. you are in itty bitty equine city what business do you start ?
5. Do you even praise bro?

My boy.

1. Five Reasons Ponk is best.

2. You wake up one day and discover Ponk happily snuggled up to you, what do you do?

3. Unrelated to the above: You become a Ponk twin one day in Equestria, what do?

4. How does it feel being interviewed?

5. When are you gonna write me a fic?

6. You're incredibly gay, did you know that?

Do you want to meet up for lunch at Louie’s?

How does thi9s make you feel?:

2-mare!

You've been 'around' this podcast for a really, really, REALLY long time. How's it feel to finally come on? Is it just as disappointing as you expected?

Dear Princess Sunbutt is really quite the accomplishment! To make things even more interesting, the Sisterfic on Snow's profile adds a really interesting dynamic to your story. how did that happen? I'm assuming you're in contact with Snow. How do you feel about it?

Collab when fam? No seriously, collab when?

TBH I consider you one of the current most underfollowed Anon authors. I hope you keep writing such awesome work.

I wrote these questions in the shower.

1. You think just because you have more penises than me that it makes you a bigger man?

Tough talk coming from a man with only one urethra.

2. Is it Tu-MEER or Tu-MUR?

3. Tu-GAI *slaps knee*

*whispering*
Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be insensitive. It's okay to be gay my sweet. We all have an inner gay boy fighting inside all of us. You just need to force life on its knees and unleash the gayness all over its face. Go on, you can do it! I believe in you!

4. HA HA PONY FAG
My number is (800) 355-2GAY
5. How youre day.

Oh hey, my favorite author on this site. (Even moreso than Aragon.)

So explain why I'm the best, and how often do you daydream about me?

In all seriousness, (as serious as this can get,) who's your favorite princess?

You could live in Equestria as an alicorn loved by all, but you must murder Pinkie, she is not immortal in this scenario, do you?

On that note, would you rather be a pegasus, earth pony, or unicorn?

Was the real treasure the friends we lost along the way?

How effectively can you talk massive shit?

What doth life?

1. What's your favorite non-MLP franchise?

2. Have you ever done anything for a non-MLP franchise?

3. 2merr or not 2merr? What was the question?

1.) What's it like to write the words? Will you show us your wizard powers?
2.) What would you give to have Pinkie stay at/near your home?
3.) Would you hug thing-pone? Kiss them good night? Tell them every little thing is going to be alright?
Would you stick your peener in it? What if she was ponko?
4.) Has any of the Barcast conscripted you to help edit their Shitposts Stories yet?
5.) Has the disappointment kicked in yet?

Yippee Ki-yay, mister question!

1: Equestria, vacation spot or permanent residence?

2: Cheeky Timeline Shenanigans: You must replace one piece of historical artwork—to include paintings, statues, literature, videos, etc—with a piece of your own artwork. Your artwork will receive the same exposure as the original, including public showings, readings, school assignments, being read in church, etc. What do you replace with what, and how is history changed?

3: If you were the very model of a modern major general, would you have information primarily:
A: Animal
B: Vegetable
Or
C: Mineral?

Ho shit, an OG Barfly!

What drew you to The Barcast?

Fuck, merry, kill: Pinkie, Marble, Limestone

Would you do things to Thingpone?

Would you say in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice: “IT’S NOT A TOOMAH!”

1. Do you like tacos?

2. What is interesting about writing Anon? I myself have never seen the fascination and am quite curious!

3. Last question. Headpats are awesome yes or just eh?

Also hi Milk! <3

How merr you today?~

2Merr or not 2Merr, is that the question?

Would you like some tummy rubs?

What would the perfect night out be for you?

Also Priest, what the fuck?

1) What is funny?
2) How do I funny?

When is a question not a question?

How do you imagine a flip-flop gen 4 looking like?

Choice: hug the cute, fluffy bat pone or hug a sweaty, clammy Enigma
Choice: hug an original changeling or hug a sweaty Enigma
Choice: hug Ocellus or hug a sweaty Enigma
Choice: hug a changeling Pinkie Pie or hug a bat pony Pinkie Pie or hug alicorn Pinkie Pie

How do you make concentrated dark matter?
What would you do if you were a pickle?
Would you last a week on a planet with a screaming sun (note: days last 42 hours on said planet)?

Alright, I have a small list of questions for you.

What is your favorite song from the show, and song from the fandom?

Who is your favorite non-pony?

What is your opinion of changelings?

What is your opinion of Spike?

What is your opinion of the Barcast?

What is your opinion of big buggos?

And finally, what does it feel like to lose to me in Cards Against Equestria?
Let's ignore the fact I haven't made one of these in actual ages.

Twilight tries to intimidate you with a long complicated sentence.
What does she say?

1. Your waifu comes in three packages: pony, anthro, human.
   Who do you kill, who do you bang with once, who do you marry without sex?
2. What's your stance on marinara sauce?
3. I'm going to write you a Ponka story sometime
   When are you going to write me a fic?
4. When are you going to read me a fic, you silky-voiced sugarmomma?
5. When are you going to read my stuff?

HEY LOSER. WHO THE FUCK SUGGESTED YOU TO THE CAST? GOD, WE USED TO HAVE STANDARDS!

hi thanks for coming on it made me happy

What's your favorite moment as a brony? (or, you know... as a horse fucker.)
What sorts of horrifying creations do you have in store for us?
If you had to insert a wooden spoon handle into your peehole or a baseball bat into your anus, which would you choose?
Why are you constructed of human feces?
How have we not driven you away yet??

Fug I didn't ask many questions because I thought it would take a lot longer. Here are some more.
1) How would you spend your last $5?
2) What's the most interesting sound you can make with your body?
3) Kill-fuck-marry: Spike, futa Pinkie Pie, sweaty Enigma.

So it turns out that Shining Armor is the only stallion that can get an alicorn pregnant with an alicorn foal.
For the sake of propagating the alicorn race:
Do you agree that Shining Armor has a moral obligation to breed with
not only Cadance, Celestia, and Luna,
but also Twilight and eventually Flurry?

Wiping: Sitting or standing?

Why does it suck to be Dracula's girlfriend?
He only goes down on you periodically.

EDIT: This baseball bat:

1. Why are you such a good friend?
2. If we aren't, could we be?

Rarity combined with Pinkie Pie: