The club scene is about to meet its brightest new star, a new DJ by the name of DataBass. But when the club he's at gets shot up, he sacrifices himself to take him down. He awakes in Equestria, and he finds something that grants him powers beyond.
Dan and his girlfriend Pinkie are just minding their own business, not even burning anything (yet), when they come across a fella who will help keep their lives interesting, and determine which of them is wearing underwear.
When Mr. and Mrs. Cake need to replace their destroyed dresser, Anon directs them to Ikea. Things go downhill fast. || This is some crappy, rushed story for Valentines/Hearts and Hooves Day 2020.