Two thousand years ago, Princess Celestia suffered by the loss of her human. It left her heartbroken and mind-unstable. Two thousand years later after that fateful incident, she meet him again... but the happenings which are following directly after are slightly unexpected... okay, very unexpected.

To be honest, very discomforting.

A parody/crackfic based on the works of Zamairiac. He gave me permission to use his characters and the idea of a crazy Celestia. I DON'T want to put his stories down. Rated Teen for strong language, sexual innuendos, bad pubertal jokes, mindless randomness, 'Scary Movie'-based comedy and ooc ponies. Coverimage taken from this video.

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And Zamairiac, if you read this, you're awesome!

Anon is called by Lyra for an extreme emergency. She has to die. Right now. But not for real. Just so she doesn't have to pay taxes.

Written on a prompt by Rated Ponystar

After moving to Ponyville, you met a celebrity known for her speed and for being a members of the council of friendship. You and her get along fine, she's your boss at work since you do weather stuff, and as of a week ago you and her have become close friends. She's invited you to her house. Why? The better question is why care, you're going to be in THE Rainbow Dash's house. Man, what could possibly go wrong?

Well, only one thing. You may not have noticed, but she's making moves on you. You, not being the brightest of bulbs, don't really get it, but Rainbow is stubborn, and she isn't going to give up after one try. So after inviting you to her house, something's bound to go wrong.

Short Fuse, the most short-tempered, impatient pony in Ponyville, goes to the local Equestrian Department of Licensing to have his cart license renewed. As you can imagine, it doesn't go well.

Special thanks to KingMoriarty, ShrinkLaureate and Comrade_Pony for proofreading and editing!