After a long night of drinking leads to massive mayhem, the Element bearers must face Celestia and confess...because they need her help fix something that shouldn't have happened. Ever.

Question is...will they live through their chat with her?

And what will she do to them when they're done?

A grey unicorn foal, crying out in unimaginable pain as their spinal cord is crushed by an unstoppable force. A teacher, rushing to the aid of her supppsedly dying sister. A fat colt, awakens drugged and bound in a room with a deranged filly hellbent on bloody revenge. One yellow blank flank, captured and abused in the most humiliating of ways.

For these foals today was a day of terror, of pain, a day that they would never forget in their entire lives.

But for her, it was tuesday.

Another day, another scheme. Follow Diamond Tiara through a day in her life, then see how her influence touches the lives of the filthy peasants she graces with her divine presence.

Maybe.

Twilight is conducting a study on the physical resistance of unicorns. Rarity agrees to help her. She, and her rear end, would soon regret that decision.

Luna has a secret. She's hiding in her room a new invention that is able to play video games! However, during one of her gaming sessions a wasp flies into her room and heckles her to seemingly no end.

Warning: Butt pain is the main source of slapstick in this story. Caused by stings. Lots of stings.

Edit: Please don't just rate it down and leave. Tell me why you did. I want to be a better writer and improve.

As Princess Cadance and Shining Armor leave to spend their wedding night, Twilight Sparkle and her friends get to kick back and relax after a successful wedding. And just as she's getting comfortable, the conversation veers onto the subject of... sex. And before she knows it, Twilight faces the terrifying prospect of having to tell her friends about her first time. A special, magical, enchanted moment.

Some unicorn spells should have never been devised...