The Text, an odd and capricious being that only talks by printing words into your mind, seems to quite enjoy teleporting people with no preparation into Equestria and seeing what they do. Most get some help almost immediately after reaching there, or get into problems with the denizens, but what happens when one person brings their own problem with them? Surely magic, or perhaps friendship, is the answer!

This takes place in the SilverVerse and like David's works is a self-insertion fanfic. Read on!
You don't have to, but you may want to read his stories for another (the original) perspective on this particular little idea. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/245393/clueless-in-equestria

Additionally, I have begun filling in some more of the 'not teen rated' scenes that in this were a 'fade to black', you can find them over here but be warned, this is Mature rated. You have been warned.

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I suppose you all know that life in the military isn't easy.
You may also know that life as a recruit for the Wonderbolts is a whole lot harder than for any other branch.
And as you all can probably imagine, life is even harder with a sadistic instructor who is always doing her very best to make your life a living hell.

And now she's called me into her office after hours for a 'confidental talk'.

Mother of god, I think I'm screwed.

Credit for the cover goes to DimFann.