Short Hand: Perilous

Starlight: "Listen, Shepherd... I know we've had a lot of animosity between us, and I understand why. So... I've been working with Twilight and Cadence on a solution."

Shepherd: "And that is?"

Starlight: "Well... Cathartic punishment to help reinforce proper perspectives on good and evil."

Shepherd: "Which consists of...?"

Starlight: "... Spanking me."

Shepherd: "... SERIOUSLY CADENCE?!"

Cadence: "What? It worked with Twilight!"

Twilight: blush "I... Did stop freaking out so much over things after you started spanking me."

Starlight: "You shouldn't give all your spankings to her! You should be fair about it!"

Shepherd: "The LAST person to be talking about 'fair' is you, Trotsky."

Comments

[WhispersInTheDark]

I don't know, Shepherd...a good spanking works wonders on improving a wayward youth's morale...

...plus those sweet buns could use a bit of reddening...(drool)

[Super Trampoline]

I chose a weird time to try reading one of these didn't i?

[Moon_Fire]

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Nah, she needs more than a spanking. Needs to be treated like a real horse.

[Nyerguds]

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I dunno, the weirdest stuff tends to ends up in these rather than in the main story.

[FoxyLove]

I can so see Starlight tell Shepherd everytime He spanks her she would say "Thank you Shepherd. May I have another one?"

[Spiritus Arcane]

And then to make it worse, Starlight's really into that...

[FanOfMostEverything]

Does a grail-shaped beacon get involved at some point?

[Bugsydor]

Heh, Trotsky. It's a communism reference and a horse pun!

[WhispersInTheDark]

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Yes...which would be followed by...The Oral Sex®!

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

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Shepherd: "... Well I suppose I could stay for a BIT longer..."

[Winter_Solstice]

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"Run away, Shepherd! It's too...(wait for it)...PERILOUS!"

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

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"No it's not! I can take them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!"