More proof that I'm Celestia

Back in 2013, I learned that my name means "peaceful god, lover of horses".

This year, I learned that my Chinese zodiac sign is the Fire Horse.

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[Georg]

My name means 'Lake' I believe it explains why I'm all wet.

[Artist]

My name means Love

[Trick Question]

You could also be Pinkie Pie on fire.

[Trick Question]

My first name means "graceful stalking wolf", my middle name means "joy bringer" or "tricky one" or "dumb young urban white woman", and my last name means "wolf" because it is Wolf.

[mishun]

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[Nyerguds]

My name means God of War

[ibanix]

So... you're Daybreaker?

[TheJediMasterEd]

Back in 2013, I learned that my name means "peaceful god, lover of horses".

John Jacob Jingelheimer Schmidt? That's my name too!

[FanOfMostEverything]

Combine my first and middle names and you get "The greatest famous spear." Combine with the year of the Fire Rabbit and I'm an especially traumatizing scene from Watership Down.

[TheJediMasterEd]

This year, I learned that my Chinese zodiac sign is the Fire Horse.

Not bad

(Especially since, when you retire, you'll probably get a job pulling a beer wagon)

[BlazzingInferno]

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Combine with the year of the Fire Rabbit and I'm an especially traumatizing scene from Watership Down.

"Especially traumatizing" doesn't narrow down the selection much

[archonix]

The only way that could be better is if you were called Godric.

A couple of years back I found out that, in the US, my first name is a surname and my surname is a first name.

[Skywriter]

Um, actually, the sun isn't on "fire." 0/10 argument fails.

You would be more convincing if your elemental sign were "nuclear plasma."

[Bad Horse]

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Coolest thing I've seen today.

[Bad Horse]

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Applying Earth physics to Equestrian sun. 0/100 argument fails.

[Skywriter]

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I am rubber you are glue whatever you just said bounces off me and sticks to you 0/100 argument fails

[Bad Horse]

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Curses! Out-reasoned again! But I'll synthesize your antithesis yet, you equivocating equine!

[Skywriter]

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Big Dr. Smith energy here

[TheJediMasterEd]

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[pterrorgrine]

Does the logic work the other way and imply that Celestia is a bad horse?

[Bad Horse]

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But if logic worked the other way, the more logic you used, the dumber you'd get!
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You may be onto something.